Definitions by critter getter

corn miner 

A derogatory term indicating a male homosexual, possibly with a herpes riddled erection.

For cryin' out loud Earl !, Leave that poor guy alone you freakin' corn miner !

corn miner by critter getter March 11, 2008

crack chicken 

A crack addict that scratches and picks for rocks that aren't there. All while cocking their head back and forth, stretching and retracting their neck. All in the fashion of a chicken looking for a tasty bit to eat, they look for another hit after their stash has been all smoked up.

1st person: There goes Henry searching for those lost rocks again.
2nd person: Yeah, he's become a real crack chicken!

crack chicken by critter getter October 29, 2007

hangster 

This is word fusion that takes the words hippy and gangster to discribe those dreadlocked, baggy clothed, shabby, dirty, spin dancing folks that are deeply involved in drug and Grateful Dead culture, but not wanting to completely isolate themselves from modern culture, use gansta speak as their primary form of commuication.

Girl 1: Billy is such a fucking hangster ! When I brushed by him at their house he jumps up yellin' "Yo, yo, yo ! U be scetchin' my dreads ! Doan may me spin dance ova dare n git awl Rainbow Bear on yo ass !" then he says
"Now row me up 'n-otha one ah dose blunts wit dat fine ass cronic !" Whats up with that ?
Girl 2: Yeah! I don't know. Isn't he from like rural Vermont ? Like Manchester or Bromley or some-thing ???

hangster by critter getter October 29, 2007

rock up

A verb that indicates the smoking of crack cocaine.

Yo baby !, I got the shit ! Let go rock up !

rock up by critter getter October 17, 2007

welfare pride 

This is the ridiculously overbearing slack jawed self-righteous ignorance one sees from people thinking that appearing on a TV show such as Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake would be prestigious. This type of mindset is also responsible for leading this particular form of stupidity into the belief that food stamps are actually real money.
People afflicted with welfare pride often use words such as "biotch!", "nigga!", often followed by phrases such as "Back da fuck up!", "Iy kikyo ass", or "Oh no you di'n't !"

That dumb bitch has some kind of welfare pride tryin' to stare me down from the stoop of that welfare castle (i.e. trailer home) screamin' "BACK THE FUCK UP NIGGA !"

welfare pride by critter getter October 10, 2007

welfare castle 

A government subsidized home. More than likely in a roach motel or low rent trailer park.

When Fair Housing gots Leroy his welfare castle ova ta Swamp Road Trailah Park he swell righ'up wiff welfare pride.

welfare castle by critter getter October 10, 2007

cellist

A woman that sits with her legs wide open (clothing optional) and strokes a mans instrument.(penis)

The way Martha was sittin' there pullin' my crank with her leg staddlin' mine, I'd say she was a cellist

cellist by critter getter September 21, 2007