critter getter's definitions

wpos

This is a compound word abbreviation representative of a noun meaning
"Worthless Piece of Shit".
Pronounced whoo-pus

(1st. person) Man, I can't beleive that WPOS Tommy'O can hold down his job through meerly kissing ass and deverting blame onto others !
(2nd.person) Yep, he's a real WPOS alright !

by critter getter June 2, 2008

crack chicken

A crack addict that scratches and picks for rocks that aren't there. All while cocking their head back and forth, stretching and retracting their neck. All in the fashion of a chicken looking for a tasty bit to eat, they look for another hit after their stash has been all smoked up.

1st person: There goes Henry searching for those lost rocks again.
2nd person: Yeah, he's become a real crack chicken!

by critter getter October 29, 2007

cellist

A woman that sits with her legs wide open (clothing optional) and strokes a mans instrument.(penis)

The way Martha was sittin' there pullin' my crank with her leg staddlin' mine, I'd say she was a cellist

by critter getter September 21, 2007

welfare castle

A government subsidized home. More than likely in a roach motel or low rent trailer park.

When Fair Housing gots Leroy his welfare castle ova ta Swamp Road Trailah Park he swell righ'up wiff welfare pride.

by critter getter October 10, 2007

goin' all town meeting

"goin' all town meeting" is a phrase that came to bare after the national town meeting on universal health care that basically means screaming insanely all up in your face.

You'd better take two steps back before

I start goin' all town meeting on your ass !

by critter getter August 14, 2009

wiggeroni

When one Afro-American urbanite moves to the 'burbs and within 20 minutes you have 15 white kids emulating gangsta values.

Shit ! Those silly white boys went gangsta so fast when Jerome moved into the neighborhood it had to be wiggeroni.

by critter getter September 20, 2007

cum dribbler

Simply refers to a cleft chin. This may also be accompanied by pouty lips.

Her/his facial features included an accentuated cum dribbler.

by critter getter September 18, 2007