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curmudgeon

an old cranky character. a hunched over senior with a bad attitude.
damn your old ass grandmama is a freaking curmudgeon!
by Crazy68 August 21, 2009
mugGet the curmudgeonmug.

assglazing

1. when you pull out and ejaculate all over someones asscheeks.2. when you take your penis and use it to smear the nuttbutter around the asscheeks like a cinnabun
I love that bitch, she really digs it when I be assglazing her face down in the pillow!!
by Crazy68 September 2, 2009
mugGet the assglazingmug.

Making Peanut Butter

Anal sex to the point where it gets all gooshy.
by Crazy68 May 20, 2010
mugGet the Making Peanut Buttermug.

dookie blast

1. When you got to shit so bad, you hit the side of the bowl with the tip and make a brown crayon swirl.2. when you spray shit into your shorts instead of gas.
Lone Ranger:"aw man, that was not a fart kimosabee..dat was a dookie blast..oh well, better go get another saddle for silver..solly bout that old chum!"
Tonto: " good thing You no ridem Bareback!"
Silver: "goddamn straight!"
by Crazy68 August 29, 2010
mugGet the dookie blastmug.

booty smoke

1. vapor emitted from the intestinal tract, that exits from the rectum. 2. the apearence of warm air, emiting from one's ass on a cold day
damn what the fuck is that cloud coming out your butt? it's booty smoke!
by Crazy68 October 20, 2009
mugGet the booty smokemug.

spotted dick

1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization
Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!
by Crazy68 August 28, 2009
mugGet the spotted dickmug.

buttfunk

the unpleasant aroma that eminates from the crack of an unwashed buttock
bitch you need to wash that buttfunk from yo ass!!!
by Crazy68 September 1, 2009
mugGet the buttfunkmug.

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