dookie blast

1. When you got to shit so bad, you hit the side of the bowl with the tip and make a brown crayon swirl.2. when you spray shit into your shorts instead of gas.

Lone Ranger:"aw man, that was not a fart kimosabee..dat was a dookie blast..oh well, better go get another saddle for silver..solly bout that old chum!"
Tonto: " good thing You no ridem Bareback!"
Silver: "goddamn straight!"

by Crazy68 August 29, 2010

muggwump

An idiot, a boob, a foolish individual. usually stated in frustration. (older slang term)

get outta my way you muggwump!!

by Crazy68 August 21, 2009

poohdit

1.the act of releasing intestinal gasses.2.the release of fecal matter.3.word describing either of the previous actions.descriptive

Eeeaaaawwwman who the fuck poohdit?!?!

by Crazy68 September 01, 2009

grimace

an insult directed at a big dumb guy.

Daaamn Grimace! get cho big ass out of here!!

by Crazy68 August 24, 2009

Bustin a Tiger

When you cheat on your wife, not just once, but several times. Including bar chicks and Porn stars, screwing all without condoms, expecting to stay married after your hot, swedish, model wife finds out.

I don't care what you say Jesus, I'm bustin a Tiger!!

by Crazy68 January 11, 2010

Cuppla Beers

What you usually tell
a police officer/wife/significant other when they ask how many beers you had tonight.

"exuse me sir, how many you had tonight?" "uuuh, I shwear Ossifer, I only had a cuppla beers".....

by Crazy68 October 01, 2009

nappy poo

A cute way of stating one's intention on taking a short nap.

I wish to take a nappy poo!

by Crazy68 September 03, 2009