crap's definitions

the cock

what I love, for sure

The cock is what I love

by crap November 19, 2004

best quote ever

tim (australian) said the girl he lost his virginity with didn't beleieve he was a virgin, so I asked why not. his answer was "cos I made her cum SOOOOOOO HARD"

in an australian accent: I made her cum sooooooo hard

by crap November 19, 2004

idiots

I hate them. They're worse than shit.

Those idiots suck ass.

by crap November 19, 2004

the system

what needs to be brought down. down with the system, down with society. the fall of the human race is inevitable... let's do it in the most fun way possible. no laws except your own. someone wrongs you, you punish them, in whatever means you feel are right. no age limits on all the shit everyone wnats to do. all of modern technology, without the order, dullness and inequality in society. did you dream of growing up to be a 9-5 worker, living a mediocre life? fuck the system; everyone should get what they deserve, be it good or bad.

what to we need?

revolution.

who against?

society.
order.
governments.
the world.

by crap December 10, 2004

wonder triplets

A trio of blatantly homosexual jokesters who create flagrantly false and shallow characters out of themselves becuase they, indeed, lack true character, and thus combine to make one offensive group of lackeys with no apparent direction in life. They are also joined at the hips. think about it...

S1: Hey I'm Irish, so FUCK gays!
S2: Yeah, those queers! Lets send them to consentration camps with Rosey O'Donnell.
B: SIR....SIR...sir...

by CrAP May 13, 2005

bam margera

a pro skateboarder that uses HIM's logos as his own. funny, unoriginal bastard with a tv show.

don't pull a bam margera.

by crap March 23, 2005

blupmkin

1. blumpkin
To receive fellatio whilst depositing faeces on the lavatory

ooh that was a great bit of blumpkin i' wouldn't go in there for a while, nice bit of head on the shitter.

by Crap January 12, 2005