cramp's definitions

duj

A fancy way of saying "yo". Fancy mostly because of the use of the letter 'u' immideatly followed by a 'j'.

Can be followed by 'jud?' ("sup?") for a combo of fancines.

*Should only be utilized online, real world useage is just retarded*

duj! jud? Same.
duj, got my _____?

by cramp October 5, 2005

french

tonsil hockey, commonly played by teenagers.

Hey look, Jane and Jane are Frenchin' that's hot!

by cramp April 13, 2006

crunka

prefix

Used to emphasize a non-sober state. Derived from crunk and hella.

Jacqueline was crunka-wasted last night.

There was a crunka-booze at that party.

Dude, Eric is crunka-high!!

by cramp February 1, 2006

legadtbol

leaving early got a dinner tonite be online later

"Cal is legadtbol, but first, he needs to invent a new word to express it."

by cramp June 22, 2015

klackalack

The loud sound that a keyboard makes when typing enthusiastically.

A - Why are you typing so loudly?
B - Oh, you mean why am I klackalackin'?
A - What's klackalacking?
B - That's why I'm klackalacking! I'm defining it on Urban Dictionary!

by cramp May 13, 2010

bitchspawn

An elegant way of saying son of a bitch.

"He may be a bitchspawn, but he's our bitchspawn." - FDR

“My father always told me that all businessmen were bitchspawn, but I never believed it till now.” - JFK

by cramp February 6, 2010

pink sasquatch

When one lathers ones body with pepto bismol and frolics in pubic hair and proceeds to make anal sex on another person, while flailing arms in the air in the style of sasquatch.

p.s. also make sasquach sounds (ie. screaming "ajajajaja").

I totally pink sasquatched this poonsquatch last night

by cramp May 16, 2010