craig's definitions

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005

loosey

one cig out of a pack of cigs..

sold to the poor white boys..

one cig out of a pack of cigs..

sold to the poor white boys..

by Craig October 21, 2003

twigg

A pretty little man, who lure's women to his bed on the pretense of being a cat owner. He does not own a cat.

I'm going over to Twigg's tonight to feed his sick little cat.

by Craig January 5, 2004

DPFC

Don't pay for crap. The tendency of women (mainly those indigenous to the NYC metropolitan area) to not pay for anything on a date.

Don't ask her out, she runs with the DPFC crew.

by Craig January 18, 2005

down south chinese burn

When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm

why you walking funny?
your mom gave me a down south chinese burn
PUNCH

by craig March 11, 2003

tight

Close, almost impossible, lucky.

Ooh, that's a tight squeeze.

by craig May 7, 2004

yugi

ANYone who owns or drives a Yugo

easiest comparison: Danny Devito or Bette Midler in the movie DROWNING MONA

by Craig December 19, 2003