craig's definitions

whacks

n. masturbation, usually used in conjunction with 'run'.

Luck always runs whacks in the shower.

by Craig March 15, 2005

net slang

acronyms used for quick typing on the net. usually used during instant messaging sessions or games of red alert 2
see also ffs omg wtf fouc mfc

ffs where have u been?

by craig February 16, 2004

seiser

Word made up by Craig, in scrabble. When he meant to type Seizure, but cannot spell.

An example is not required in this case

by Craig January 22, 2005

tar and feathered

when some chucks a bucket of tar on you and then get a ripped up pillow hit around you. it is vertually impossible to get off. Usually happens on stag doos

your husband got tarred and feathered last nite

by craig March 12, 2003

hull breach

when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.

the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.

by craig January 17, 2005

fouc

acronym for fuck off you cunt. combines a few of the strongest swear word in the english language. would only be used in writing, as saying this will have very little shock. see also net slang

oi, fouc

by craig February 16, 2004

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

A word meaning goodness.

That meal was full of shlumpiness!

by craig May 7, 2004