craig's definitions

vacuuming

masturbation with a vacuum

why is there white stains on the vacuum?
cus james was vacuuming himself

by craig March 12, 2003

fart knocker

It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.

Gimme the remote control, fart knocker.

by Craig April 6, 2005

snurpouart

A snurpouart is a mixture of the words - sneeze, burp, cough and fart. Meaning you do all of these at once... I wonder how it would sound?

Whoah! I never expected a snurpouart to sound like that!

by Craig June 15, 2004

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

A word meaning goodness.

That meal was full of shlumpiness!

by craig May 7, 2004

ONS

One Night Stand

In the past month i've had 31 ONS's

by craig March 12, 2003

monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.

As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.

by Craig July 7, 2004

whizzle

a White guy with black qualities

Anyone by the name of Craige

by Craig December 11, 2003