by Craig May 21, 2004
A lot of people who say "free Tibet!" and like to give a dollar to homeless people shop here. They talk of world peace and other hippy shit when in reality their $500 jeans were made in a sweat shop in china, when the money could have gone towards freeing Tibet!
I am so into reggay that i always shop here, I'm am SUCH a hipster! Despite the christian morals behind rastafarian, i smoke weed and am down with marley.
by Craig January 25, 2004
A pretty little man, who lure's women to his bed on the pretense of being a cat owner. He does not own a cat.
by Craig January 05, 2004
While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.
In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.
by Craig January 12, 2004
the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.
by craig January 18, 2005
by Craig April 16, 2003
It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.
Gimme the remote control, fart knocker.
by Craig April 07, 2005