I met this great guy last night and took him home. He told me he had never fucked another guy before. I told him not to worry. I bent down and spread my cheeks and he tried to stick his cock up my arse but his lack of experience showed, as it took him several attempts to get it in the hole. He was a clackerwhacker!
by Craig October 10, 2004
When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm
by craig March 12, 2003
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A mental illness where the sufferer experiences episodes of depressed and manic states. During the depression periods the sufferer has feelings of worthlessness and deflation. Manic episodes are characterised by opposite thoughts, where the person can be hyperactive, talk very quickly, make rash decisions and be dominated by thoughts of sex. Often during these episodes the sufferer is unaware of what they are doing and will deny anything is wrong with them.
A girl I know called Nichola has Bipolar Disorder but she is unaware that her actions when she is manic make her unbearable to work with. Deep down I know that she is a sweet girl but she won't listen to any advice I give her. I wish she would seek help otherwise she will end up a very lonely individual
by Craig November 03, 2004
Deep in the cold dark heart of space there was only one order of chicken teriaki floating in the abyss. This being the only food for 2,000 light years the crew knew it would be the most scrumtralessent meal they would have for weeks.
by craig February 03, 2005
by Craig May 06, 2005
a game which involves atleast 4 people sitting in a circle. You have one polo and you have to pass it to each other via mouths and tongues
by craig March 12, 2003