cracky's definitions

lip ring

A lipstick line around the pork sword showing how far it has been swallowed

by cracky March 1, 2003

shagging a bicycle

To describe sex with a thin woman.

“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”

by cracky March 1, 2003

shag bag

Loose woman; bike; slut; slag

by cracky March 1, 2003

camp as a row of pink tents

someone who appears to be incredibly, stereotypically gay

by cracky March 1, 2003

gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

by cracky March 1, 2003

twoc

steal; rob
contraction of Taking Without Consent
Originally used on UK police documents

by cracky March 1, 2003

apache

Sex without a condom; riding bare back

by cracky March 1, 2003