cracky's definitions

vagitarian

He who only eats hairy pie, fur burgers and the occasional fish supper

by cracky March 1, 2003

gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

by cracky March 1, 2003

twoc

steal; rob
contraction of Taking Without Consent
Originally used on UK police documents

by cracky March 1, 2003

had the dick

something that's broken beyond repair.

"sorry mate, after that crash, your car's had the dick"

by cracky March 1, 2003

shag bag

Loose woman; bike; slut; slag

by cracky March 1, 2003

apache

Sex without a condom; riding bare back

by cracky March 1, 2003