boiler

An ugly woman one would prefer not to service

by cracky March 01, 2003

camp as a row of pink tents

someone who appears to be incredibly, stereotypically gay

by cracky March 01, 2003

gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

by cracky March 01, 2003

cathedral

Describing an oversized vagina. To the owner one could remark “By goodness! My organ’s never played in a cathedral this size before”.

by cracky March 01, 2003

deck

turntables for vinyl records.
DJs couldn't live without their decks.
Technics 1210s for preference.

by cracky March 01, 2003

shag bag

Loose woman; bike; slut; slag

by cracky March 01, 2003

had the dick

something that's broken beyond repair.

"sorry mate, after that crash, your car's had the dick"

by cracky March 01, 2003