21 definition by cracky

something that's broken beyond repair.
"sorry mate, after that crash, your car's had the dick"
by cracky March 01, 2003

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The male equivalent of the female Camel Toes (i.e. when a man wears the crotch of his pants so high and/or tight that the seam splits, strangles and displays his genitals)
Eww, that guy is rocking those pants so tight he's got a raging case of horse knuckles.
by cracky April 26, 2005

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steal; rob
contraction of Taking Without Consent
Originally used on UK police documents
by cracky March 01, 2003

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To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie
by cracky March 01, 2003

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He who only eats hairy pie, fur burgers and the occasional fish supper
by cracky March 01, 2003

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Sex without a condom; riding bare back
by cracky March 01, 2003

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A lipstick line around the pork sword showing how far it has been swallowed
by cracky March 01, 2003

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