Definitions by cracky

five against one 

A very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which Madame Palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle Kojak . The game ends when you make the bald man cry.

Aren't euphemisms great :)

five against one by cracky March 1, 2003

had the dick 

something that's broken beyond repair.

"sorry mate, after that crash, your car's had the dick"

had the dick by cracky March 1, 2003

vagitarian 

He who only eats hairy pie, fur burgers and the occasional fish supper

vagitarian by cracky March 1, 2003

twoc 

steal; rob
contraction of Taking Without Consent
Originally used on UK police documents

twoc by cracky March 1, 2003

jam rag

tampon; sanitary towel

jam rag by cracky March 1, 2003

deck 

turntables for vinyl records.
DJs couldn't live without their decks.
Technics 1210s for preference.

deck by cracky March 1, 2003

shagging a bicycle 

To describe sex with a thin woman.

“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”

shagging a bicycle by cracky March 1, 2003