Definitions by cracky

cathedral 

Describing an oversized vagina. To the owner one could remark “By goodness! My organ’s never played in a cathedral this size before”.

cathedral by cracky March 1, 2003

gentleman's relish 

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

gentleman's relish by cracky March 1, 2003

gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003

wear the beard 

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie

wear the beard by cracky March 1, 2003

scutter 

Slut; shag bag

scutter by cracky March 1, 2003

lip ring 

A lipstick line around the pork sword showing how far it has been swallowed

lip ring by cracky March 1, 2003

shag bag 

Loose woman; bike; slut; slag

shag bag by cracky March 1, 2003