lip ring

A lipstick line around the pork sword showing how far it has been swallowed
by cracky March 01, 2003
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apache

Sex without a condom; riding bare back
by cracky March 01, 2003
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scutter

by cracky March 01, 2003
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shagging a bicycle

To describe sex with a thin woman.
“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”
by cracky March 01, 2003
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vagitarian

He who only eats hairy pie, fur burgers and the occasional fish supper
by cracky March 01, 2003
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banjo string

On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet
by cracky March 01, 2003
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gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
by cracky March 01, 2003
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