cracky's definitions

gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

by cracky March 1, 2003

boiler

An ugly woman one would prefer not to service

by cracky March 1, 2003

shag bag

Loose woman; bike; slut; slag

by cracky March 1, 2003

Horse Knuckles

The male equivalent of the female Camel Toes (i.e. when a man wears the crotch of his pants so high and/or tight that the seam splits, strangles and displays his genitals)

Eww, that guy is rocking those pants so tight he's got a raging case of horse knuckles.

by cracky April 26, 2005

wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie

by cracky March 1, 2003

twoc

steal; rob
contraction of Taking Without Consent
Originally used on UK police documents

by cracky March 1, 2003

cathedral

Describing an oversized vagina. To the owner one could remark “By goodness! My organ’s never played in a cathedral this size before”.

by cracky March 1, 2003