cracky's definitions

cathedral

Describing an oversized vagina. To the owner one could remark “By goodness! My organ’s never played in a cathedral this size before”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

five against one

A very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which Madame Palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle Kojak . The game ends when you make the bald man cry.

Aren't euphemisms great :)

by cracky March 1, 2003

gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

by cracky March 1, 2003

gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie

by cracky March 1, 2003

jam rag

tampon; sanitary towel

by cracky March 1, 2003

lip ring

A lipstick line around the pork sword showing how far it has been swallowed

by cracky March 1, 2003