21 definitions by cracky

LRF

Low Resolution Fox
A woman who looks great from a distance, but when examined closer to, is revealed to be an absolute pig

by cracky March 2, 2003

deck

turntables for vinyl records.
DJs couldn't live without their decks.
Technics 1210s for preference.

by cracky March 2, 2003

jam rag

tampon; sanitary towel

by cracky March 2, 2003

five against one

A very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which Madame Palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle Kojak . The game ends when you make the bald man cry.

Aren't euphemisms great :)

by cracky March 2, 2003

shagging a bicycle

To describe sex with a thin woman.

“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”

by cracky March 2, 2003

gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

by cracky March 2, 2003

Horse Knuckles

The male equivalent of the female Camel Toes (i.e. when a man wears the crotch of his pants so high and/or tight that the seam splits, strangles and displays his genitals)

Eww, that guy is rocking those pants so tight he's got a raging case of horse knuckles.

by cracky April 26, 2005