boiler

An ugly woman one would prefer not to service
by cracky March 01, 2003
mugGet the boilermug.

banjo string

On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet
by cracky March 01, 2003
mugGet the banjo stringmug.

gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
by cracky March 01, 2003
mugGet the gusset typistmug.

jam rag

by cracky March 01, 2003
mugGet the jam ragmug.

LRF

Low Resolution Fox
A woman who looks great from a distance, but when examined closer to, is revealed to be an absolute pig
by cracky March 01, 2003
mugGet the LRFmug.

wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie
by cracky March 01, 2003
mugGet the wear the beardmug.

twoc

steal; rob
contraction of Taking Without Consent
Originally used on UK police documents
by cracky March 01, 2003
mugGet the twocmug.