banjo string

On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

by cracky March 02, 2003

jam rag

tampon; sanitary towel

by cracky March 02, 2003

five against one

A very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which Madame Palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle Kojak . The game ends when you make the bald man cry.

Aren't euphemisms great :)

by cracky March 02, 2003

LRF

Low Resolution Fox
A woman who looks great from a distance, but when examined closer to, is revealed to be an absolute pig

by cracky March 02, 2003

deck

turntables for vinyl records.
DJs couldn't live without their decks.
Technics 1210s for preference.

by cracky March 02, 2003

boiler

An ugly woman one would prefer not to service

by cracky March 02, 2003

shagging a bicycle

To describe sex with a thin woman.

“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”

by cracky March 02, 2003