Definitions by cowman

Lay Balls 

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse. other tenses: laying balls, laid balls, etc.

God damn, she's hot - I'd lay balls to her.

Lay Balls by CowMan April 15, 2005

baywop 

From the island of Newfoundland. Baywop, also bay wop is a derogatory term for people coming from outport communities - use is simular to redneck. Origin may be related to the Italian slur, wop.

nice hat, you $#%@'n baywop

baywop by CowMan September 1, 2004

bay wop 

See baywop for definition

See baywop for example

bay wop by CowMan September 1, 2004

lid 

to be, or have been, lieing down or napping.

I was lid down for bit.
He's lid down on the couch.

lid by CowMan June 5, 2004

b'atch

a term used when a person is whipped, taken control of. That person is a b'atch.

Get me sandwich b'atch.

b'atch by cowman December 3, 2003

dieman 

DieMan, a person who lives in a cave in outer space and runs several companies on Earth, i.e. - DieMan windows, DieMan rental homes, DieMan cosmetics and DieMan industries. He is also known for killing anyone in sight.

"If DieMan was here, he'd kill everyone."

dieman by CowMan August 26, 2003

remunerate 

To pay someone to chew cud.

Cowman was remunerated by local children when he chewed some cow's cud.

remunerate by Cowman October 28, 2002