cosmic Pope's definitions

shoeshite

1) observer of a dumb religion, also spelled shushite 2) followers of the LDS, ICOC and JW cults

what kind of shoeshite believes the matrix is real?; wow Mormons, what shoeshites; David joined the "Heavens gates revisited" church last weekend thats cats a total Shoeshite

by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010

run the board

to fully control a situation

forget that i cant run against Trump he run the board

by cosmic Pope September 18, 2020

King Herps

1) very large Herpes know at times to explode during sex

Jubjub: Fuck you!

Becky: no, no, their just King herps

Jubjub: i know bitch Kyle died fucking a bitch with King Herps blew his dick into his skull

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

Plated

To get semen covered

I'm taking her home and she's about to get plated

by Cosmic Pope July 28, 2024

dickin donuts

to fuck a donut

last night i had a dickin donuts and are it after i creamed it

by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014

Romancing the Stone

romancing the stone

1) Masturbating

romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…

for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!

Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat

Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?

Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?

Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin

Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

Manila folder

A girl who is a perfect mix of Asian Black and White, that you can't tell what ethnic group they are more of.

Went on a date last night with a manila folder, i Think I'll marry her

by cosmic Pope July 23, 2016