cortana dragoon's definitions

One guy's trauma is another guy's drama

The basic law of most television.

My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?

by Cortana Dragoon August 3, 2005

Barney

THE ULTIMATE EVIL! He must be destroyed at all costs!

Join me, in my noble crusade against Barney!

Barney will devour your soul!!

by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005

Force

1. A physical exertion on something.
2. The living field of energy, from Star Wars. Some people are stronger in it than others, mainly Jedi or Sith. The Sith are better. (Don't ask me how midi-chlorians come into this, at all.)
3. What I usually have to do in order to get the shit out of my ass.

1. They had to force the door open when I locked them out.
2. If you're a Sith, you get to shoot freakin' Force lightning out of your hands. COOL!
3. Use the FOOOOOOOOOORCE! *grunts*

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Boohbah

The Teletubbies' freaking weird alter egos that fart too much. Don't ask me who the fifth one is.

Maybe he/she/it is a janitor in a Boohbah suit?

The Boohbahs, unlike Barney, are not evil. Just really, really annoying.

by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005

Elite

A sweet baddie in Halo, which becomes your ally in some Halo 2 levels. One of them (the Arbiter) is a playable character in Halo 2.

I got owned by gold-armored Elites in Halo, but now that they included the energy sword as a weapon in Halo 2 I can finally have vengeance.

by Cortana Dragoon July 20, 2008

Halo 2

The greatest sequel to the greatest game ever.

If all of you Half-Life fans who have never even played Halo 2 continue to dis it, I will personally HUNT YOU DOWN.

Open your eyes, my brothers!

by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005

Weiner

What little kids who are afraid to say Penis call a penis.

"Oh my gosh Timmy was playing with us and his pants fell off and he has the biggest weiner I ever saw! Except for my dad's."

by Cortana Dragoon July 25, 2008