cortana dragoon's definitions

Sephiroth

The bad-ass main villain of Final Fantasy VII.

In Advent Children, they made him look like a crack addict. Fuck them all.

If Sephiroth fought Master Chief, who'd win? - me

by Cortana Dragoon August 23, 2005

sex

An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.

I pity all you poor souls ;;

by Cortana Dragoon July 22, 2008

Boohbah

The Teletubbies' freaking weird alter egos that fart too much. Don't ask me who the fifth one is.

Maybe he/she/it is a janitor in a Boohbah suit?

The Boohbahs, unlike Barney, are not evil. Just really, really annoying.

by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005

Village Idiot

The stupidest person in a town, neighborhood, or village (hence the name).

Your village called, and their idiot is missing.

by Cortana Dragoon August 3, 2005

Tabasco

A substance of great mystery and horror.

Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.

Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.

I had Tabasco sauce once and it was awful. But maybe that's only cuz I'm a woman ;)

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Adult Swim

A lineup of really good anime and comedy on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.

Every Saturday night I wait for Toonami to be over, then I watch Adult Swim.

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

Barney

THE ULTIMATE EVIL! He must be destroyed at all costs!

Join me, in my noble crusade against Barney!

Barney will devour your soul!!

by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005