39 definitions by cortana dragoon

insanity

What happens to you when you play Zelda games too much.

My brother is going insane, get him to a mental house or something.

by cortana dragoon July 3, 2005

wasaaaaaaap

Another form of what's up.

-What's up
-Wassup
-Wuzup
-Wasaaaaaaap

Sarah: WASAAAAAAAP!!
Me: You because you are friggin' high.

by cortana dragoon July 3, 2005

Half-Life

A game.

More specifically, a mind-control device that causes anyone who plays it to begin dissing Halo for no good reason.

We must save them before it is too late.

by cortana dragoon July 3, 2005

gay

1. Happy.
2. Homosexual.
3. A generic insult.

1. You are gay.
2. You are gay.
3. You are gay.

Hee hee hee ^.^

by cortana dragoon July 13, 2005

Smiting Stick

Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).

Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly

by cortana dragoon August 12, 2005

Force

1. A physical exertion on something.
2. The living field of energy, from Star Wars. Some people are stronger in it than others, mainly Jedi or Sith. The Sith are better. (Don't ask me how midi-chlorians come into this, at all.)
3. What I usually have to do in order to get the shit out of my ass.

1. They had to force the door open when I locked them out.
2. If you're a Sith, you get to shoot freakin' Force lightning out of your hands. COOL!
3. Use the FOOOOOOOOOORCE! *grunts*

by cortana dragoon July 3, 2005

puberty

A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.

Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.

The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.

I will die of puberty...

by cortana dragoon July 3, 2005