three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.
Never play three card monte; you can't win.
by Cornholio September 30, 2003
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Crow Jimism

Practice of white folks trying to be cool or hip or enlightened of praising everything African-American, no matter what. A pun on Jim Crow.
It's sheer Crow Jimism to like some of the sitcoms on UPN
by cornholio October 10, 2003
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bicoastal

Someone, often a bobo or a limousine liberal, who haunts both coasts and ignores what's in between; see red states.
He was so bicoastal he'd never heard of Omaha except in ads for mail-order steak.
by Cornholio October 30, 2003
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verklempt

Fake Yiddish for "overcome with emotion" -- from the "Linda Richman" skits on "Saturday Night Live"
I saw Sally Field with the Oscar. Oy, I was all verklempt.
by Cornholio September 30, 2003
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vai tomar no cu

Brazilian for "take it up the ass" meaning "fuck you" in the general non-sexual sense.
"Vai tomar no cu" he said to the Mother Superior as he hightailed to the street, dressed only an a wimple.
by cornholio October 12, 2003
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going to the dentist

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.
That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.
by Cornholio November 04, 2003
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petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.
They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.
by Cornholio November 03, 2003
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