cornholio's definitions

Windows XP

A really powerful vacuum cleaner, like a Shop-Vac, or anything else that SUCKS.

by Cornholio August 26, 2003

Asshole

The name of an organ, a source of pleasure to many, nevertheless employed as a term of oppobrium; see British arsehole

Fall River is the asshole of the world

by cornholio October 4, 2003

toolies

The boonies; Bumfuck Egypt; the middle of nowhere. From "tules" a type of wetland in Central California.

We were looking for this motel. Got lost way the hell out in the toolies.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

low-rider

Youth of the sort who used to drive slowly in vehicles modified to ride close to the ground; usually Mexican-American types

The low-riders drove up and down Whittier Boulevard, "For Your Love" blasting from their radios.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

buggerall

British for "not a damned thing'; gurnisht; nada.

I worked painting his house for a week, but he didn't pay me buggerall

by cornholio October 9, 2003

shuffle

Acting obsequious or subservient, in a slave-like manner.

When a cop stops me in Georgia, I shuffle.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Ras Tafari

The late Emperor Haile Selassie of Ethiopia; held in mystical regard by rastafarians.

Ras Tafari fled, but acted with great dignity when the Italians invaded.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003