cornholio's definitions

bordello

A brothel or whorehouse.

After I gave up drug-smuggling, I bought a bordello in Tangiers.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

OB-GYN

A medical doctor who specializes in female plumbing, aka the reproductive system. From "obstetrician-gynecologist."

I was an amateur OB-GYN before my arrest. I liked sticking my nose into women's snatches.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

tuna fish

The Scent of a Woman, so some say.

"That ain't puddin' honey,
That ain't pie,
That's the stuff that you got me by . . . "

by cornholio October 9, 2003

Ras Tafari

The late Emperor Haile Selassie of Ethiopia; held in mystical regard by rastafarians.

Ras Tafari fled, but acted with great dignity when the Italians invaded.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

piercing

Surgical decoration of the body, esp. the ears, nostrils, eyebrows and navel; sometimes the tongue, nipples, or genitalia. Considered attractive by some, disgusting by others

At my elementary school, they frowned on navel-piercing until the principal had it done.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

shuffle

Acting obsequious or subservient, in a slave-like manner.

When a cop stops me in Georgia, I shuffle.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

spongeworthy

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

by cornholio October 16, 2003