cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 06, 2003

Checkered Demon

Comix character popularized by S. Clay Wilson.

"Nice day for somethin'!" giggled the Checkered Demon

by cornholio October 12, 2003

doo-doo

Dung; caca; fecal material referred to in a childish vein; trouble but not real bad trouble

"We're in deep doo-doo, now, Mr. Bush," she whispered anxiously.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

America gonif

"Damned clever, these Yankee goyim."

Al Sharpton's hair is REAL. America gonif!

by cornholio October 15, 2003

ankle-biter

A little kid; a rug rat.

Only ankle-biters like Barney; everyone else wants to barbecue him.

by Cornholio November 01, 2003

vai tomar no cu

Brazilian for "take it up the ass" meaning "fuck you" in the general non-sexual sense.

"Vai tomar no cu" he said to the Mother Superior as he hightailed to the street, dressed only an a wimple.

by cornholio October 12, 2003

going to the dentist

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

by Cornholio November 04, 2003