cornholio's definitions

Bumfuck Egypt

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

The Promise

Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens

I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.

by cornholio October 4, 2003

three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

health stick

Cigarette, fag, cancer tube

I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

Sounding

Verbal duel involving insults to the players' mothers, in response to which they must not lose their cool. Also, the dozens

Yo mama's like a police station. Little dicks running in an' out. Sound!

by cornholio October 18, 2003

Fascist Island

Fashion Island, an upscale mall in Newport Beach, CA

I went to fascist island to buy a pair of overpriced knickers.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003