Definitions by cornholio

Alcoholics Anonymous 

A self-help program for alcoholics involving group confession; substitutes an addiction to the organization and its rituals for an addiction to alcohol. Also AA.

Ever since he got convicted of drunk driving he's beein going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a day, and become insufferable.

Alcoholics Anonymous by cornholio October 13, 2003

fecal baby 

Fantasy offspring of the infertile.

"You're little, you're ugly, you smell bad, but your ALL MINE!"

fecal baby by cornholio October 13, 2003

horse pukky 

horse shit; chevaline doo-doo; arrant nonsense

Paul Krugman's book is a buncha horse pukky, if ya ask me!

horse pukky by cornholio October 13, 2003

chopcock 

A Jew (pejorative), by reference to the custom of circumcision.

He was just another chopcock on his way to Harvard.

chopcock by cornholio October 11, 2003

son-of-a-bitch

(1) A mean, nasty, disreputable person; literally son of a female dog, or by analogy a whore; thus, presumably a bastard; also (2) an intensifier

(1) That son-of-a-bitch of a gym teacher made me do 25 pushups and called me a sissy; (2) We got out of the car it started raining like a son-of-a-bitch

son-of-a-bitch by cornholio October 11, 2003

punch line 

The last line of a joke, the one that makes it funny, or makes it a groaner

If the punch line is "Do we have time?" what's the line before? "Fuck the sheep!"

punch line by cornholio October 11, 2003

Shaggy dog story 

A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"

The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

Shaggy dog story by cornholio October 11, 2003