cool guy's definitions

Kick Your Ass

1. To beat the hell out out of somebody, you don't have to literally kick them in the ass.
2. Famous threat used by Hank hill.

Example 1
Keep talking shit and Im gonna kick your ass!
Example 2
Hank: Dang it Dale I'm gonna kick your ass.

by Cool Guy November 11, 2018

Yugo

A Serbian car which is a beauty because they changed the model of it. The front looks like a jaguar now.

Fuck your self you dubass croatian

by Cool Guy May 16, 2003

prostitute

Someone who has sex for money/jewellery, gold etc..

by Cool Guy June 26, 2003

tuckermax drunk

the highest order of drunken shannigans, above nardofied and zimmerfied, u know when a zimmerfied, person tells u do calm down, then ur tuckermax drunk

i just lost all my earthly positions last night to gamblor, ill never get tuckermax drunk AGAIN!

by cool guy October 8, 2004

zimmerfied

so drunk that u can barely see strait, the second level of extreme drunkness, past nardofied and just before tuckermax drunk. when zimmerfied andything is possible and very rarely does anything happen that isnt funny to the sober people around

man that guy was zimmerfied last night, he made out with the mirror, looking at the picture of himself

by cool guy October 8, 2004

Cilla

Cilla is the COOLEST girl that anyone has ever met, excluding Lyre. Although she has 3 nipples and may be retarded, we all accept her for woh she is MUHAHAHA...

Hey is that Cilla?
Nope it's just a dog.

by cool guy April 25, 2004

Eating Streets

Someone who likes to go out alot or walk around outside aimlessly. Mostly used by Un Educated.

Ben: Mom where did Chris go?
Mom: Out eating streets
Ben: Jesus Christ he's never home.

by Cool Guy August 15, 2015