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When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade 

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.
A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
The act of having more sex than somebody else is having.
"Wow I can't believe I just caught my pet rabbits having sex on my bed AGAIN." They're outfucking me in my own home!
outfuck by Cont78 January 1, 2010

life's a destination not a journey 

What you think it is: the opposite of "life's a journey not a destination". Best used to describe a way of life or a certain mindset that overly ambitious people tend to have. It basically means valuing the achievement more than the experience!
A: Wow Mark and your dad are like polar opposites aren't they?
B: Yeah I know what you mean Mark's a huge slacker and my dad is completely "life's a destination not a journey".
A person who's (mentally) fucked beyond repair.
A: How's your brother in law, I heard he got promoted.
B: Couldn't tell ya, havn't spoken to that defuct in years.
defuct by Cont78 January 1, 2008