conrad's definitions

bush

1. Pubic hair

2. Current president of the U.S., who is as useful as pubic hair.

1. Holy shit! Not another crab infestation of my bush!

2. President Bush is Halliburton's ass muppet.

by Conrad July 27, 2004

bill clinton

a good president, possibly one of the smartest presidents, along with Woodrow Wilson, but he wasn't perfect, therefore he was worthy of impeachment in Republican eyes. If you ask me, the fact that they had to resort to getting into his personal life proves that they had nothing on him as far as how he did his job as president

Bill Clinton tried to open up the military to gays and lesbians, but he suffered a backlash from homophobic republicans and had to settle for "don't ask, don't tell"

by Conrad March 9, 2007

ills

Pills or tablets

Blue ills are ten, Red ills are twenty, the green ills...you can't have those..those are for me

by Conrad June 19, 2003

Metropolis

The slang term for the area around the Washington D.C- Baltimore area. Any where off of B-W parkway bewteen those two cities

"That kid is from down south somewhere."
"Yeah? Where?"
"Some where in metropolis."

by Conrad June 19, 2003

scrambler

A drug runner; A drug courier; especially from DelMarVa area of the East Coast

Scrambler comes here once a month to provide us with llello

by Conrad July 26, 2003

oshcrazi

not a faget like austin, freakin awsome at gaming

by conrad March 10, 2003

boy racers

people that dropped out of school and used their money from their paper round to buy their vauxall nova and take 14 year old girls for rides in them jus coz they cant get girls their own age.

:mum gis a couple'a quid so i ca' ge' sum petrol.ta

by conrad March 16, 2004