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alacrity

a werd 2 describe how 2 use ur skill in a game. alacrity teaches u how to cast da best stromz, how to own da most wit da humans, and how to peemp da socal ladiez. i tink its a noun but im not really sure :)
o ya well im gna use my alacrity and beat u.

FUK THE NEW PATCH IS OUT NOW I SHALL PWN ALL THOSE WHO STEP TO MY ALACRITY!!!

HnR)Alacrity
by Conor July 3, 2003
mugGet the alacritymug.

bobbins

"I told him not to fuck with Harry, but now he gots dah bobbins"

" Man don't fuck with LaRonda man, you'll get the bobbins"
by Conor November 7, 2004
mugGet the bobbinsmug.

emo blows

A bunch of tool bag bands like fallout boy, and simple plan, and other no name bands that are mostly made of emo kids, they usually like complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also encourage guys to cross dress and wear sweaters and girls pants. These bands have the worst singers and sound like 10 year old girls, singing along to britney spears or they were castrated and had a stick up their ass whilst singing. it is the only logical answer to their high pitched voices.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.
emo kid: OH MY GOD, did you hear? fall out boy is coming out with a new CD!! oh my god i cant wait to sit at home and cry because my girlfriend dumped me for being a bitch! gosh i cant wit to get a gutiar and think that im good and play in a band that not even other emo kids like!! not only that but its gonna be great getting tickets to their next concert in my town by giving the ticket master a blow job because im a big fat faggot! it gonna be such a great time!

me: shut up emo blows your bitch!
by conor April 4, 2006
mugGet the emo blowsmug.

Damn the Torpedoes

A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.

Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.
Corbin: Damn the torpedoes!
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!
by Conor February 16, 2005
mugGet the Damn the Torpedoesmug.

Tasibliquijosky

1. A mnemonic used by a group of Jr. High students to memorize the names of Middle Eastern countries. Comes from the Someforeignlanguagian roots "Tasi", meaning "eat" or "to eat", "bli", meaning "many" or "numerous", and "quijosky", meaning "salamanders", or "salamanders".

2. A word often used to insult sesquippedaliophobiacs.
2. Billy is such a tasibliquijosky that he flinches at the mention of "tasibl--"
by Conor December 4, 2004
mugGet the Tasibliquijoskymug.

SCWB

place where indie kids who are too cool for real people make imaginary internet friends who they feel they can relate to
"can jimmy come to the game tonight"
"im sorry, im afraid hes still on the scwb"
by Conor June 25, 2004
mugGet the SCWBmug.

ram rod

When a line of guys stand in a row and jam their rod in a woman one after another in immediate succession
by Conor March 31, 2003
mugGet the ram rodmug.

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