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Damn the Torpedoes

A saying that isn't real and is really gay and stupid. Commonly used by has-been chess players who want to sound cool.
Corbin: Damn the torpedoes
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!
by Conor May 13, 2005
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Damn the Torpedoes

A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.

Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.
Corbin: Damn the torpedoes!
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!
by Conor February 16, 2005
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holy moses

a phrase that can be used interchangeably with "holy crap" or "holy Lord." usually exclamatory.

originally coined, to my knowledge, by this dude I know named Zac.
Dude #1: Look! That one dog is raping that other dog like in prison!
Dude #2: Holy moses!
by conor March 3, 2005
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M-16

The M-16 is a standard assault rifle used by American military. It was well known for it's use during the vietnam war by American soldiers. Whilst bullets fired at a high velocity and it is considered an accurate gun, many feel the AK47 is a much more useful gun.

Whilst the AK47 was durable and rarely jammed, the M-16 suffered from needing to be cleaned often and maintained. It was perhaps too complex and it's power was a little lacking. At close range, in the forests of Cambodia and Vietnam the Kalashnikov was much more useful. For the AK47 was able to shoot holes in trees and it's automatic whilst inaccurate could tear down trees. The M-16 barely made dents. Also when it came to hand to hand, try wopping someone over the head with an M-16, then try doing it with an AK47, see the difference? AK47 works, M-16 doesn't.
An M-16 wielding GI was shot with an AK47 by a Vietcong
by Conor May 1, 2004
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randommer

Randomer is a word used in Northern Ireland and I've heard it for a long while now.. don't know if it's used anywhere else.

The word randommer is a noun, referring to a person there are a few different ways in which it is used

1) People you've never met before, you've just randomly found them.

2) Someone who comes out with random statements, acts strangely, obtruse.

3) Can almost be used like a member of the general population.
1) Last night, I hung about with a bunch of randommers. They were okay.

2) Conor is such a friggin randommer!

3) Go up and ask those randommers for a smoke.
by Conor May 17, 2004
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ICPB

Intercontinental Petroleum Bomb

This is a name for a petrol bomb which some guy has managed to hurl a fucking long distance. I dunno, if you could hit the white house from the falls road, but it's worth ago.
Holy shit he just threw an ICPB the falls road to the shankill Holy shit.
by Conor May 22, 2004
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Turdulence

I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.
I'm so sick of this turdulence!
by Conor May 30, 2004
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