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cantinese

a language made up by a black kid in suburban philadelphia named chris. the language takes regular english and takes the first letter(s) (more than one if it is like ch or sh) off the word and replaces it with a y. it does not take all the words and do this, only ones that make sense with a y.
your so annoying just yut up, yackbar
by conor March 31, 2005
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emo blows

A bunch of tool bag bands like fallout boy, and simple plan, and other no name bands that are mostly made of emo kids, they usually like complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also encourage guys to cross dress and wear sweaters and girls pants. These bands have the worst singers and sound like 10 year old girls, singing along to britney spears or they were castrated and had a stick up their ass whilst singing. it is the only logical answer to their high pitched voices.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.
emo kid: OH MY GOD, did you hear? fall out boy is coming out with a new CD!! oh my god i cant wait to sit at home and cry because my girlfriend dumped me for being a bitch! gosh i cant wit to get a gutiar and think that im good and play in a band that not even other emo kids like!! not only that but its gonna be great getting tickets to their next concert in my town by giving the ticket master a blow job because im a big fat faggot! it gonna be such a great time!

me: shut up emo blows your bitch!
by conor April 4, 2006
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thumbs up thumbs down

A common way of rating things. One either places his thumb up to indicate something is good, or okay, or places their thumb down to indicate the thing sucks.

www.urbandictionary.com converted to this system over the star rating system, I think it stinks.
by Conor June 2, 2004
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nerdlinger

by Conor June 9, 2004
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yipster

a word used to describe a penis. a slang term, made up by a black kid in suburban philadelphia named chris.
you need to chill with that ig' stuff yo, and just yimmy the yipster
by conor March 31, 2005
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Damn the Torpedoes

A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.

Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.
Corbin: Damn the torpedoes!
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!
by Conor February 16, 2005
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totse

Totse is a website, that will tell you a lot about life. www.totse.com is the full address. It's a lot of fun and you're likely to learn a helluva lot. Enjoy it.
www.totse.com is one of the greatest websites on earth. that guy who wrote about the hydrocarbon cannon and stuff... listen to the guy.
by Conor June 5, 2004
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