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Turdulence

I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.
I'm so sick of this turdulence!
by Conor May 30, 2004
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emo boy

A bunch of tool bags, whom are fond of bands like "fall out boy" and "punk rock" bands that enjoy complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also wear tight clothes that make most straight people want to slap them, for being stupid and thinking that they could fit into clothes that wouldnt even fit a 4 year old.
not only do these "boys" committ homocide fashion but they also are convinced that they can play music. not all, but most are in some kind of lame band, that go through band members like condoms. These kids are the worst singers and even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon. the world would truely be a better place, if they "accidentally" were all run over by a dump truck.
they also are really un-athletic and quit all their sports or never even played sports in the first place, because they are only conforming to societys need for athlets.
it is appearent to me that these kids have been rejected once in their life and cannot deal with the fact that not everyone likes them, so they turn to the "dark side" of society and become a self hating bitch.
josh: you know that joe kid?

me: yeah the one who stays at home and practices playing his guitar all day because he has no friends and is socially challenged? you mean the one who ripped his shirt the other day because he bend over, and the same one who shops for girls clothing and enjoys staring at the mirror more then life? and the same one who has ADD and draws pictures of death on his folders in school because hes failing everyclass? the same kid who quit every sport he used to play because the pants werent tight enough for him?

josh: yeah thats him, the emo boy!
by conor July 18, 2006
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Sketchy

I could tell he was sketchy even before he brought the AK 47 to class
by Conor March 31, 2003
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six by six

Usually used with the measurement unit of feet this describes the area or more precisely the length by the width.

It can often be used when you are multiplying six by six. In this case the answer is thirty six.
Ever hate it the way people always say their dick is six by six? More like 0.06 by 0.06.
by Conor June 15, 2004
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M-16

The M-16 is a standard assault rifle used by American military. It was well known for it's use during the vietnam war by American soldiers. Whilst bullets fired at a high velocity and it is considered an accurate gun, many feel the AK47 is a much more useful gun.

Whilst the AK47 was durable and rarely jammed, the M-16 suffered from needing to be cleaned often and maintained. It was perhaps too complex and it's power was a little lacking. At close range, in the forests of Cambodia and Vietnam the Kalashnikov was much more useful. For the AK47 was able to shoot holes in trees and it's automatic whilst inaccurate could tear down trees. The M-16 barely made dents. Also when it came to hand to hand, try wopping someone over the head with an M-16, then try doing it with an AK47, see the difference? AK47 works, M-16 doesn't.
An M-16 wielding GI was shot with an AK47 by a Vietcong
by Conor May 1, 2004
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cantinese

a language made up by a black kid in suburban philadelphia named chris. the language takes regular english and takes the first letter(s) (more than one if it is like ch or sh) off the word and replaces it with a y. it does not take all the words and do this, only ones that make sense with a y.
your so annoying just yut up, yackbar
by conor March 31, 2005
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nerdlinger

by Conor June 9, 2004
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