conor's definitions

Damn the Torpedoes

A saying that isn't real and is really gay and stupid. Commonly used by has-been chess players who want to sound cool.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

by Conor May 13, 2005

SCWB

place where indie kids who are too cool for real people make imaginary internet friends who they feel they can relate to

"can jimmy come to the game tonight"
"im sorry, im afraid hes still on the scwb"

by Conor June 25, 2004

emo blows

A bunch of tool bag bands like fallout boy, and simple plan, and other no name bands that are mostly made of emo kids, they usually like complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also encourage guys to cross dress and wear sweaters and girls pants. These bands have the worst singers and sound like 10 year old girls, singing along to britney spears or they were castrated and had a stick up their ass whilst singing. it is the only logical answer to their high pitched voices.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.

emo kid: OH MY GOD, did you hear? fall out boy is coming out with a new CD!! oh my god i cant wait to sit at home and cry because my girlfriend dumped me for being a bitch! gosh i cant wit to get a gutiar and think that im good and play in a band that not even other emo kids like!! not only that but its gonna be great getting tickets to their next concert in my town by giving the ticket master a blow job because im a big fat faggot! it gonna be such a great time!

me: shut up emo blows your bitch!

by conor April 4, 2006

Tasibliquijosky

1. A mnemonic used by a group of Jr. High students to memorize the names of Middle Eastern countries. Comes from the Someforeignlanguagian roots "Tasi", meaning "eat" or "to eat", "bli", meaning "many" or "numerous", and "quijosky", meaning "salamanders", or "salamanders".

2. A word often used to insult sesquippedaliophobiacs.

2. Billy is such a tasibliquijosky that he flinches at the mention of "tasibl--"

by Conor December 4, 2004

Yer ma

Yer ma is an insult often used by "mokes", "steeks", "spides" and "millies".

Basically it means your mother, often return firing an insult, or saying I had (slept) with your mother.

Return fire with something like "You did mate.. I would seriously consider visiting a doctor about that, coulda caught something" "What would you rate her? 8 out of 10? She's good isn't she?" "My "You dug her up from the ground you sick bastard?!" "She's dead" (I hate this one..) "She's had a lot of people you know."

"AHhh You're crap!"
"Ay yer ma!

(Listen to my audio definition.. it's of how a steek would pronounce it)

by Conor July 2, 2004

totse

Totse is a website, that will tell you a lot about life. www.totse.com is the full address. It's a lot of fun and you're likely to learn a helluva lot. Enjoy it.

www.totse.com is one of the greatest websites on earth. that guy who wrote about the hydrocarbon cannon and stuff... listen to the guy.

by Conor June 5, 2004

Damn the Torpedoes

A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.

Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes!
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

by Conor February 16, 2005