comrade plasternasty's definitions

fartography

fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in

joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-

jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography

by Comrade Plasternasty May 2, 2009

Couch Fucker

A European or other nationality male that dates an American Female, since the word Amerykanka in many languages also means couch, like an American woman, a couch, just fuck n sits there!

Guy - Dude, what are you doing with that Amerikanka?

Dude - Dude! She's my girlfriend, she's hot! I love her!
Guy -

Dude - What?!
Guy -

Dude - ?WHAT!
Guy - Couch Fucker, we are ashamed of you
Dude - Aw, Dude
Guy - Dude yourself, and you can't sit on my couch, you have to sit on the floor from now on

by Comrade Plasternasty July 6, 2012

to doct

Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.

My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.

by Comrade Plasternasty April 21, 2009

gesulentday

the eighth day of the Christian cycle. 'on the eighth day, divinity became flesh' hence gesulentday.

no one knows whether gesulentday should go between sunday and monday, where it is currently, or between saturday and sunday.

man, is it gesulentday again? cause something isn't right.

-dude it was just gesulentday last gesulentday.
Jesus was born on gesulentday

by Comrade Plasternasty April 10, 2009

Smackball

A lazy heroin addict, one who does nothing except smack all day and is smacked out all the time without exception

Hey what's olde boy doing these days, you think he wants to go to the concert?
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-

by Comrade Plasternasty October 17, 2008

Coprophilopolis

A city of feces lovers.

Sodom and Gomorrah were called Coprophilopolis and Fecalphilopolis respectively.

"I just drove by another Taco Bell? Where the hell are we, Coprohilopolis?"

by Comrade Plasternasty May 4, 2010

rofnomol

rolling on the floor nom'ing out loud

I joined this dating site and this one fat chick invited me over for some hanky panky
?yeah?
yeah, I got there and she was naked rofnomol

-amazing!-
Guess I saved money on dinner that nite!

by Comrade Plasternasty November 18, 2011