A lazy heroin addict, one who does nothing except smack all day and is smacked out all the time without exception
Hey what's olde boy doing these days, you think he wants to go to the concert?
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-
by Comrade Plasternasty October 17, 2008
the eighth day of the Christian cycle. 'on the eighth day, divinity became flesh' hence gesulentday.
no one knows whether gesulentday should go between sunday and monday, where it is currently, or between saturday and sunday.
no one knows whether gesulentday should go between sunday and monday, where it is currently, or between saturday and sunday.
man, is it gesulentday again? cause something isn't right.
-dude it was just gesulentday last gesulentday.
Jesus was born on gesulentday
-dude it was just gesulentday last gesulentday.
Jesus was born on gesulentday
by Comrade Plasternasty April 10, 2009
Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn
Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?
Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again
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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?
Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again
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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all
by Comrade Plasternasty October 08, 2010
Man, what are you doing puttin your face Down in that Stank cabbage??
Is that you christine?? man wash your stank cabbage for fucks sake!!
Is that you christine?? man wash your stank cabbage for fucks sake!!
by Comrade Plasternasty January 12, 2004
the rule of Bitches (men and women and others) over society, making the weaker, lamer solution
always the 'correct' one to prevent those that suggest those ideas from 'bitching'
always the 'correct' one to prevent those that suggest those ideas from 'bitching'
by Comrade Plasternasty January 02, 2009
the feminine equivalent of a douchebag, referring instead of a bag of douche, to a rag of poles (stripper poles) meaning that the lady in question isn't a super hot stripper, but one of the ladies that wishes she was a stripper and therefore by her raggiess shines up the pole for the real strippers.
That Nicole, I'll tell ya, I ate her out for three days straight till she finally came, normally I wouldn't be caught dead with a polerag like that, but she was yelling at me in German like I was a German Shepard.
by Comrade Plasternasty January 03, 2009
Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.
My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.
by Comrade Plasternasty April 21, 2009