comrade plasternasty's definitions
Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn
Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?
Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again
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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?
Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again
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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all
by Comrade Plasternasty October 8, 2010
Get the fasterbatingmug. the feminine equivalent of a douchebag, referring instead of a bag of douche, to a rag of poles (stripper poles) meaning that the lady in question isn't a super hot stripper, but one of the ladies that wishes she was a stripper and therefore by her raggiess shines up the pole for the real strippers.
That Nicole, I'll tell ya, I ate her out for three days straight till she finally came, normally I wouldn't be caught dead with a polerag like that, but she was yelling at me in German like I was a German Shepard.
by Comrade Plasternasty January 3, 2009
Get the poleragmug. If it wasn't for all those Terror Wrists people would have real jobs, look at this place, what a mess.
by Comrade Plasternasty January 15, 2009
Get the Terror Wristmug. Wrongists are the people in power, they don't share any common race, religion, or any other demographic, except they are all WRONG.
by Comrade Plasternasty April 9, 2009
Get the Wrongistsmug. The Democratic version of 'HogWash'.
by Comrade Plasternasty October 18, 2008
Get the Donkey Shinemug. Man, all that pizza and beer, I really need a fucking buttplop.
dude, go bathe, you smell like a buttplop
dude, go bathe, you smell like a buttplop
by comrade plasternasty January 12, 2004
Get the buttplopmug. Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.
My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.
by Comrade Plasternasty April 21, 2009
Get the doctmug.