coell's definitions

grand jury

In poker, three fours, trip fours, 4-4-4.

I lost to the grand jury.

by Coell May 14, 2005

gaytto

Neighborhoods that are gay-friendly.
gay + ghetto, boystown, wrigleyville, chelsea, etc.

I bought my rainbow bumper sticker in a little shop in the gaytto.

by Coell May 15, 2005

cracked

Texas Hold Em: Won a hand in poker against someone's superior hole cards, ofen pocket pairs.

"He cracked my cowboys with a flush on the river. What a rat!"

"Aces cracked gets a snack."

by Coell May 14, 2005

hag along

Straight women who love gay men are called fag hags, so when these ladies follow the guys around and want to be their best friends, instead of being tag alongs, they are hag alongs.

"You guys are going to the Triangle? Can I hag along?"

"I use my hag along as a beard for Thanksgiving."

by Coell December 30, 2005

board

In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.

"With two aces on board, there was no way I could call his all-in with just my pocket deuces."

"When my third six hit the board, I knew I had him."

by Coell May 14, 2005

swing a dead cat

Silly way of relating the quantity or frequency of something in terms of whether you would hit one if you swung a dead cat.

You can't swing a dead cat in that school without hitting some guy with his underwear showing.

by Coell September 23, 2005

wired

In Texas Hold'em Poker, paired cards in the hole.

I was holding wired aces, so I called his pre-flop bet.

by Coell May 14, 2005