coell's definitions

amigo

Motorized shopping carts to carry and assist the elderly and disabled in grocery stores.

Some GILF in an amigo swooped in and grabbed the last jar of Jack's Special Salsa.

by Coell December 28, 2005

yeah yeah

Sarcastic way of saying you've heard enough of someone, usually their excuses. They need to get to the point or just shut up.

- "... and then I had to stop and get gas, and the traffic ..."
- "Yeah yeah, you're late."

by Coell December 28, 2005

ghettiquette

Socially acceptable behavior in the ghetto. Good manners in a bad neighborhood.

It is considered good ghettiquette to pour out the first drink of your forty to honor your dead homies.

It is considered bad ghettiquette to fuck up the rotation. Puff, puff, pass.

by Coell December 28, 2005

no sweat

A task that is easy or simple -- usually said in response to being asked to perform it, to mean you will do it and it won't be difficult for you.

- Will you carry those boxes out to the garage?
- No sweat, boss.

by Coell December 22, 2005

truthocution

To receive a deadly amount of truth. Pun based on truth + electrocution.

"Shave your head, strap yourself in, and throw the switch -- you're about to get a truthocution." -- Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report, October 20, 2005

by Coell October 28, 2005

swing a dead cat

Silly way of relating the quantity or frequency of something in terms of whether you would hit one if you swung a dead cat.

You can't swing a dead cat in that school without hitting some guy with his underwear showing.

by Coell September 23, 2005

social

Among college drinkers, if a person at a party announces a "Social!", it is a command that everyone within earshot take a large drink of alcohol in unison, to consume the drinks quickly and get the crowd as drunk as possible. Seasoned partiers will yell "Social!" in return to help announce and time the act.

"I just turned 20 and I have a big test on Monday -- we are gonna get so fucking fucked up tonight. Social!"
(Crowd screams "Social!" and goes quiet as dozens of people chug their beverages.)

by Coell September 23, 2005