Dumbass

Me

Someone:”you’re a dumbass”
Me:”yes”

by codenamedoIphin November 18, 2020

Can

Metal cylinder with food

Me”got the can”
You”k”

by codenamedoIphin November 18, 2020

small mac

The opposite of a Big Mac. Because the Big Mac does exist and the small Mac doesn’t.

Someone”I wanna small Mac”
Worker”that doesn’t exist”
Someone”oh”

by codenamedoIphin November 18, 2020

In a theory

A game theeooorrryyy

Someone”in a theory”
Me, who wasn’t listening”what?”

by codenamedoIphin December 04, 2020

Bleb

What a cute animal does when it sticks it’s tongue out

You” I saw a cat bleb!”
Me”Noice”

by codenamedoIphin November 17, 2020

Lisztomania

A: A feverish enthusiasm for the music of Liszt
B: the best song by Phoenix (French band)

Person 1 “ Run, Run, Run is the better than lisztomania”
Me: ”I respect your opinion but you’re wrong”

by codenamedoIphin December 15, 2022

Frige

Fridge misspelled

Me”it’s spelled f-r-i-d-g-e”
Someone”f-r-I-g-e”
Me “not frige! Fridge!”

by codenamedoIphin November 18, 2020