Definitions by cloud

ebay 

The only place where you can buy fake viagra tablets, and fake memorobillia.

Man 1: Hey, I just sold that 10kilo of viagra tablets I had in the garage!
Man 2: How much did it go for?
Man 1: £600.00
Man 2: Dude, where is my pellets of rabbit shit?
Man 1: On the FedEX plane to Afganistan...
Man 2: .......

ebay by Cloud July 20, 2004

Pond 

Something a frog lives in.

Mr Frog lives in a Pond, SERIOUS!!

Pond by Cloud July 20, 2004

colour 

The superior way of spelling colour, unlike those American losers.

Shizzle Man: ROFL!!! CHECK DIZ OUT BRO, THE COLOR OF MAH CAR IS SWEET YEAH!?

British Man: Well, I personally think a hint of the ol' marble colour would make the car more smoother on the eyes, jolly chap.

Shizzle Man: .....

colour by Cloud July 20, 2004

rawr

1) To roar like some sort of weird dinosaur.

2) A sound a Zombie makes.

1) RAWR!!!!!!!! *dives off bridge*

2)

Man: "Hey guys, I just owned 58 zombies!"
Man 2: "Yeah.. with what?"
Man: "well, obviously with..."
Zombie: "RAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!! *bites head off*"
Man 2: "Rawr this motherfucker, *pumps 690 shotgun bullets in zombies face*"

rawr by Cloud July 11, 2004

tree frog 

A Tree Frog can be many things. A Tree Frog can be a frog that lives in a tree, or a total army of frogs ready to kill you. It normally is followed by a Lawn or a Police Car.

HoLy: tree frog lawn police car yam hay gag haystack moon eggplant

INK LINK: THE SECRET PHRASE "TREE FROG" WAS FOUND!!

tree frog by Cloud July 4, 2004

wat 

Wat is short for "What" but is only spelt "Wat" by total inbred morons who have no idea how to actually write a proper message, which can be understood.

Words which also fall into this are:

Woz
Wiv
Fink
Dat
Da
Der
Dis
Den
No (Know)

Wat u doin, lolz, ow woz last nite, i heard der woz a fite, i fink it woz wiv dat boy frm across da road hehe tb xxx

wat by Cloud July 3, 2004

realplayer

The worst media player on the Internet. Buffers at a pathetically slow rate,a nd is so unstable it makes a mentally suicidal woman look normal.

It takes ages to start up, and when it does start up, it is so slow to use, you end up quitting it.

I might be able to give an example of RealPlayer when it has stopped buffering.

realplayer by Cloud May 18, 2004