by Cloud July 22, 2003
by Cloud October 22, 2003
The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.
And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.
MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.
Larry: How, it won't turn back on?
MSC: Press the power button
Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!
MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.
Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.
MSC: Is that a virus?
*Larry hangs up*
MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.
Larry: How, it won't turn back on?
MSC: Press the power button
Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!
MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.
Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.
MSC: Is that a virus?
*Larry hangs up*
by Cloud November 14, 2004
The Trocadero in London is a massive Entertainment centre, with arcades, bowling, cinema etc. It is completely populated by rude boy filth.
90% of people there you will want to kill. Also, do not go there after 9pm on a Saturday...
Other than that it is awesome, you find some hardcore Game Dancers (DDR, EZ2, PUMP) and has DDR Extreme!
90% of people there you will want to kill. Also, do not go there after 9pm on a Saturday...
Other than that it is awesome, you find some hardcore Game Dancers (DDR, EZ2, PUMP) and has DDR Extreme!
I walked into the Trocadero with a shotgun and came out dragging 5 rude boys by their shirts.
I also came out and realised that I felt the urge to go back and do it all over again, and play a bit of DDR Extreme while I was there too.
I also came out and realised that I felt the urge to go back and do it all over again, and play a bit of DDR Extreme while I was there too.
by Cloud October 31, 2004
Wat is short for "What" but is only spelt "Wat" by total inbred morons who have no idea how to actually write a proper message, which can be understood.
Words which also fall into this are:
Woz
Wiv
Fink
Dat
Da
Der
Dis
Den
No (Know)
Words which also fall into this are:
Woz
Wiv
Fink
Dat
Da
Der
Dis
Den
No (Know)
Wat u doin, lolz, ow woz last nite, i heard der woz a fite, i fink it woz wiv dat boy frm across da road hehe tb xxx
by Cloud July 03, 2004
In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.
So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.
I love UK.
So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.
I love UK.
by Cloud November 15, 2004
What 99% of the world obtain their music and programs. In 5 years CD's, tapes and records etc will all be eliminated.
by Cloud November 22, 2004