clit commander's definitions

muffet

shaved pussy

i boned a ho last night and she had a muffet

by clit commander July 20, 2003

Fuckable

Any man/woman who is so fine you would fuck 'em right then and there.

Mark is definitely fuckable.

by Clit Commander June 28, 2004

jbbh

joker brand booty huggers. also can be reffered to ass bleeding tight pants.

damn that guys pants are official jbbh's.

by Clit Commander March 14, 2004

livo

an orally injested piece of male anatomy which has been regurgitated into a frying pan and simmered on low heat.

holy shit you just ate a cock and spewed it into a frying pan.
Or shall i say, Livoed to the max?

by Clit Commander February 18, 2004

Poontang

Dirty ol snatch. Smelly fish market of puss juice. Smelly puss, yeah yeah, smelly! A place to hide your cock. Cock in the box. Clam chowder of the stinkhole of love.

Wait! Stop the car! I smell poontang!

Get your stinky ass poontang over here bitch!

I slipped a dick in your mom's poontang, and it smelt like I've been to sea for years.

by CLIT COMMANDER February 21, 2004

pizza queff

Pizza Queff is when the pussy is so dirty when she quefs it smells of pizza and has a yellow discharge

She smells like a pizza queff

by Clit commander March 1, 2016

jail bitch

a man that gets raped up the ass every day in jail. Otherwise a John.

Hey John come here you jailbitch.

by clit commander May 7, 2003