fellatio

From the great Chris Rock:
What married men get compared to single men.

Single men get blowjobs. Married men get fellatio.

by CK January 26, 2005

k2

A two-step process in which one listens to a sufficient amount of k-pop, and then "follows it up" with a little masturbation while watching k-porn (alternately "korean" and "kiddie", depending on the mood).

I wish dan had finished that topology, but instead he felt like going home and pulling a k2.

by ck December 12, 2004

Devon

A county in south west england

I live in Devon

by Ck January 04, 2004

takeout

Taking a stripper home (or to your place or hotel) after her shift at the strip club for some nookie. Can either be paid or unpaid. Unpaid is always better.

After she gave him some lapdances, she offered him takeout at her place.

by CK November 06, 2004

mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.

God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.

by cK March 03, 2009

CRAB

Abbreviation for Crips Respect All Bloods.

Fakeass gangstaz disrepecting they flags by callin em rags. A rag is something you clean with. Only people carryin em are CRABs.

by CK October 03, 2004

Cole

Shit goalie, can't save shit

Cole is your neck burnt from the goal light.

by CK March 25, 2016