guttered

when you are ultimately shamed out or down. mainly used for commenting on someone else's failure.

jess: did you hear how jack fell down the hill?
joel: guttered, man.

by Citronic July 12, 2009

sexaggerate

To exaggerate sexual encounters to make others jealous.

Tom had to sexaggerate last night, in order to 'up' his friends. Of course, no three lesbian girls had gone home with him at all.

by Citronic December 30, 2008

kiwi dip

the two only needed ingredients are simple as and it's easy to make.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.

how phone calls to mum from nz ex-pats usually end.

steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.

by Citronic July 12, 2009

traintracks

n. when you have braces on the top and bottom row of your teeth, giving the wearer the look of having mini traintracks running through their mouth.

the gaps between your teeth are the bars and your braces are the tracks.

rebecca: guess who's getting traintracks?
courtney: who?
rebecca: simon! he's also going to the same orthodontist as me!
courtney: doesn't mei go to that one too?
rebecca: oh, whoops...

by Citronic January 03, 2009

squeetard

A person who gets so overly hyped up about something, all they can do is squeal and wave their hands furiously. Also known as a fangirl, encouraged by the thought of their favourite subject of choice.

"Look at that squeetard! It's amazing, how they can still breathe while squealing that high. It's only Johnny Depp/Naruto/something...."

by Citronic October 21, 2008

Funny Word

A word so funny, that it shall not be mentioned by its true name... CUM

“Funny word is funny... but I can’t say what it is because they are watching us”

by citronic April 30, 2021

cannt

the word when illiterate or ignorant people can't decide between 'can't' or 'cannot'.
could also be a typo, but many prefer to use the first in order to be superior.

some people even have the nerve to write cann't. just as bad.

sometimes, people just cannt spell right.
that's how it is born.

by Citronic October 12, 2007