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Definitions by chuckybubbles

vagi-motor reflex 

i love the vagi-motor reflex.

Dutch Oven 

the way in which the Dutch cook their foods by trapping them under the covers and farting on them.
I just cooked up some lutefisk in the dutch oven. want some?
Dutch Oven by chuckybubbles May 19, 2010

litterbuggery 

littering, throwing trash on the ground
i wish that my car were armed with photon torpedoes so that i could answer the litterbuggery of butt suckers with deadly force.

measurementally challenged

a term used to describe a person, group of people, or country that uses an antiquated system of weights and measures. this system might use measurements like feet, pounds, yards, ounces, stones, leagues, fathoms, cubits, hogs heads, miles, stones throws, gallons, cups, quarts, teaspoons, inches, etc.
the united states is measurementally challenged, as we have still not converted to the metric system. the old system is way retarded.

domestic selection 

the process by which things are destroyed in the house if they are too weak or poorly designed. for example, if a carpet is destroyed by a vacuum cleaner or a container melts in the microwave. this weeds out the sick and weak household items that do not deserve to survive, allowing the better-constructed items to thrive.
the plate that melted in the dishwasher is just another victim of domestic selection, as it apparently did not deserve to survive.

camel toe magnetism 

the powerful force pulling a guys eyes toward a camel toe.
i couldn't even see what color that hotties hair was because she had such powerful camel toe magnetism.