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Definitions by christophorus

brainstipated 

when a person simply cannot think, when your brain is stuck, like a brain fart but 2 times worse
mom i failed the test because im brainstipated
brainstipated by christophorus August 27, 2010

double-wizz

the action of taking a piss at the same time as someone else preferably not in the same toilet or urinal
a:wow i gotta pee

b:me to

a:i called it first

b:no you didnt

a:well i guess we gotta take a double-wizz, no looking
double-wizz by christophorus August 27, 2010
the act of being such a wussy your considered to be a pussy therefor a wusspuss
stop being such a wimp you wusspuss
Wusspuss by christophorus August 25, 2010

twitagra 

taking viagra and using twitter (hot tub time machine)
wow i cant believe you actually tried twitagra marc...
twitagra by christophorus August 25, 2010

hit-a-hater 

1-when a person is a hater to such an extent they they must be hit

2-to hit,smack,punch,kick,or beat someone who is to much of a hater
look at this fool hatin on us man..lets go hit-a-hater
hit-a-hater by christophorus August 25, 2010
a girls that lies..basically 99% of women can be classified as this
damn man fuck that girl shes nothin but a wiar
wiar by christophorus August 25, 2010
someone who only texts certain people or ignors someone who texts them that they do not like
marc why are you being so textest
textest by christophorus August 25, 2010