slurphead

means slaphead, with slurp meaning slap. Created by a very stupid boy from hearing a KFC advert. ("it must be terrible being married to a slaphead") He was certain that they were saying slurphead, and since then everyone has taken the piss but it has now become part of our language
shut up or im gonna give you a slurp round the head!
by chris jones March 24, 2005
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popelicious

pope-a-lish-us

a word to express satisfaction or joy of something that the pope has done.
That mass was popelicious
by chris jones May 05, 2005
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Rundraise

Running to raise money for charity.

Run -> Fundraise
Rundraise
I'm going to rundraise money for charity.

Lets put on a rundraiser
by chris jones May 23, 2019
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wormhole

A theoretical sexual maneuver based on the scientific application of the wormhole. One’s fist is inserted into either the anus or vagina of another and is pushed deeper and deeper until the hand comes out of the mouth. The fisting of the urethra is also acceptable. A lot easier on dead people.
John wormholed Sally.
by Chris Jones February 01, 2005
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is this the way to amarillo?

good question? where is it? You could reply:

1.Nope this is glasgow mate, its down the m5, junction 13 and on the left of the services station.

2.Dont see many armadillos around here

3.Dont you dare attempt to rip off a great song!

4.Just carry on singing along with them

5.Why is Marie waiting for you? You dont look like the kind of guy that she would date!
Every night ive been hugging my pillow, dreaming dreams of amarillo....
by chris jones March 24, 2005
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bullacs

an alterate word for bollocks
ah bullacs, i forgot to wear any trousers
by chris jones March 27, 2006
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( . )( . )

generally meaning female breasts, alot of people like to write this on calculators. Used for making others giggle like little girls.
"You have big (.)(.)" written on a calculator
by chris jones March 24, 2005
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