10 definitions by chris jones
means slaphead, with slurp meaning slap. Created by a very stupid boy from hearing a KFC advert. ("it must be terrible being married to a slaphead") He was certain that they were saying slurphead, and since then everyone has taken the piss but it has now become part of our language
by chris jones March 24, 2005
Massive online multiplayer game. Some believe (mainly me) that is the actual real world, and that5 world we think is real is actually computerised. This idea is inspired by film "The Matrix" in which what people believe to be real is actually computerised, and only a small group know the truth.
by chris jones March 24, 2005
good question? where is it? You could reply:
1.Nope this is glasgow mate, its down the m5, junction 13 and on the left of the services station.
2.Dont see many armadillos around here
3.Dont you dare attempt to rip off a great song!
4.Just carry on singing along with them
5.Why is Marie waiting for you? You dont look like the kind of guy that she would date!
1.Nope this is glasgow mate, its down the m5, junction 13 and on the left of the services station.
2.Dont see many armadillos around here
3.Dont you dare attempt to rip off a great song!
4.Just carry on singing along with them
5.Why is Marie waiting for you? You dont look like the kind of guy that she would date!
by chris jones March 25, 2005
generally meaning female breasts, alot of people like to write this on calculators. Used for making others giggle like little girls.
by chris jones March 24, 2005
by chris jones May 23, 2019
That mass was popelicious
by chris jones May 5, 2005
A theoretical sexual maneuver based on the scientific application of the wormhole. One’s fist is inserted into either the anus or vagina of another and is pushed deeper and deeper until the hand comes out of the mouth. The fisting of the urethra is also acceptable. A lot easier on dead people.
by chris jones February 1, 2005