2x4

A piece of wood sizable enough to strike somebody down. Normally presented in inches
while bill was asleep in his chair I beat him down with my 2x4
by Chris February 27, 2005
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5 0

cops, skateboardling grind where only the back truck grinds and the front is in the air
Dude, I was trying a 5-0 on that ledge but the 5-0 came and kicked us out
by chris March 17, 2003
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Mule Rag

The rag used to clean up after successful masturbation.
Never pick up a sock in Ian's room, those are his mule rags.
by Chris April 17, 2004
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hella

An intensifier, with a grammatical function and usage similar to "very" or "really".

It's a contraction of "hell of", and may have originated in Alameda County, California. It was definitely in common use in Berkeley public schools as far back as 1979.
"That party was hella rad." (ca. 1981)
by Chris December 23, 2004
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gut nuts

Gut nuts happen when an obese man pulls his pants over his enormous gut. This creates situation where the offender looks as if they have elephantiasis of the nuts. Gut nuts can be treated with proper diet.
Those blue polyester pants really accentuate big john gut nuts!
by Chris February 26, 2005
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religion

1. An explanation of the things we don't understand.
2. A reason to exist. There is no reason for us being here, so we have created our own. God.
3. A controlling agent. Kids be good, or santa won't give you presents. Its the same thing. People behave, or you'll go to hell!
4. Fear of death. Everything suggests that death is the end. Its ludicrous to suppose there is some sort of spiritual afterlife. We all know we will die eventually; and we don't like it. So we deny it..fabricating a fantastic fairytale to convince ourselves that there is no such thing as death. Well its a load of bollocks - remember the Romans worshipped every new planet they saw...the Egyptians worshipped the sun..for as long as man has been around, so has his need to worship something. Its an expression of our insecurity and it will last as long as fear itself
You can't insure your life on a figament of man's collective imagination. Remember once, we all believe the earth was flat, and mental problems were the work of demons
by Chris December 13, 2003
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struth

1) An example of australian slang, 'struth' is used to denot an exclamation.

2) 'my goodness'
"Struth! 'e was a big bugger!"
by Chris June 02, 2003
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