chris 's definitions

Penelope Cruz

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

by Chris May 13, 2005

croag

A Cigarette, but not a cigar or cigarillo.

I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

by Chris April 2, 2005

Texas

1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though

Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.

by Chris January 7, 2006

mish

missionary sex position

we did it in the mish posish

by Chris April 7, 2005

groovalicious

1. Extremely groovy
2. a generic way of saying cool

1. This song is groovalicious!
2. I won the lottery? Groovalicious!

by Chris May 16, 2004

cut

a section of a neighborhood...usually territory of a group of dealers...a block or group of blocks

"cuz I aint takin no shit on my cuts"
"see you dont understand it's our mothafuckin cut..."
"rollin on the cuts in his white cadillac"

by Chris December 1, 2003

C.R.E.A.M.

Having lots of cash

Dont worry about the fee at the door tonight man, I just got paid so i got C.R.E.A.M. (derived from a Wu-tang song, Cash.Rules.Everything.Around.Me.)

by Chris May 28, 2003