A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!
1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.
by Chris May 13, 2005
by chris April 03, 2005
The other day I had two friends over. As one held me down the othe gave me a titty twister and part of my nipple fell off. (This is a true story)
by Chris December 28, 2003
by Chris October 16, 2003
A counter strike player, with a defined physique and skills 2 match. He has the guys and the girls after him.
by chris November 22, 2004
A vast majority of the venezuelan opposition, guilty of being so blind and self-centered that they don't realize the reality of things.
About the 90% of the venezuelan media.
Cubans exiles' wannabes. They pretend to be the next "balseros" (drifters) without the attitude and the cause, of course.
About the 90% of the venezuelan media.
Cubans exiles' wannabes. They pretend to be the next "balseros" (drifters) without the attitude and the cause, of course.
I don't care if you're right or not; you do as I say because I'm white, I'm educated and have lots of money. I'm Escualido!
by Chris March 11, 2005
by Chris May 13, 2005