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grunger

a grunger is usually a teenager that listens to grunge music such as nirvana,and wears dark hoodys and jeans and it is common for them 2 hav long hair , they are also usually stoners that r up for a laf but not always, they always hate townies who TRY 2 beat them up for no apparent reason as they will start on anything that moves. their music is great and townies suck cos thy r a bunch of non fashionable rejects.
by chris February 2, 2004
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Reverse Blumpkin

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.
"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"
by Chris November 17, 2004
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Cobained

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.
"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."
by Chris March 5, 2004
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trouple

A three-way couple in a long term relationship
Mike, Rick and Steve have been together for six years. They're a trouple.
by chris January 16, 2004
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TV Junkie

A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.
Gee that Katherine really is a TV Junkie. If this were cocaine she'd have track marks on her arms.
by Chris January 11, 2005
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plywood

A flat ass, having no curves.
Christinas got a plywood ass.
by Chris November 18, 2004
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joemoma

a awesome come back that can never be beaten
1st person-"-YOU are Fat and Ugly!"
2nd person" oh yeah, well Joemoma "
by chris May 13, 2005
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