chris 's definitions

krill

to steal something that you dont own

if i could id krill everything

by chris June 11, 2004

ganktify

to smash, hit, or destroy something with much force

(playing baseball) gangtify that ball garrett!
(past tense) oh man you gangtified that ball!

by chris January 31, 2005

Metallica

80s metal band. Thank god Cliff Burton died or they never would've given up.

See also shit, crap, and gay.

When we were browsing through the CD store, Jack found some CD by Metallica in the shitty-ass-metal section. The section was full of cobwebs, shit, and kids with Master-Of-Puppets T-shirts.

by Chris May 17, 2005

overhand eagle

Jerking off using an overhand motion so as to make it seem like a stranger is doing the deed.

Dude, do the Overhand Eagle. Its like getting a hand job from a stranger.

by Chris February 25, 2005

bud

Great shit to smoke!!!

puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, pass!

by Chris July 28, 2003

utada hikaru

A generally overrated J-pop (R&B) singer, who recently failed to break into United States mainstream pop music. Her lyrics are garbage, her voice is nothing remarkably original, she switches on and off from English and Japanese. She has some catchy songs, but it ends there. She unfortunately has the biggest-selling album in Japan's history. She is known here for singing the 'Kingdom Hearts' song.

Utada sucks, and so does Kingdom Hearts. Her name also sounds like the noise you make before you vomit.

by Chris March 15, 2005

barb

Short for Barbiturate, a class of benzo-like drugs.

"Hey man, you know where I can get some barbs?"

by Chris June 7, 2003