chris 's definitions

Ozan

A religion in which a follower believes that God is found within their own heart and mind. Derived from Wizard of Oz in 1939.

They were married into the Ozan religion.

by Chris January 18, 2005

calorific

Radical, cool. Often used by surfers.

Woah! Calorific man!

by Chris March 26, 2003

Yellow fatty beans

Another word for bananas

And that's why, today, bananas are called "yellow fatty beans".
Quote from 'The Simposons' by Grandpa.

by Chris April 27, 2006

Manstitution

The silent set of rules that all men are bound to.
Things said and done that stay within manhood.

Dude, why did you tell Trish I fucked her sister?! You totally breeched the Manstitution.

by Chris November 5, 2003

stout

something that is strong,someone who is fat, or a skinny old radio dj in denver

Damn that beer is stout! Ralphie May is one stout MFer! I heard that stout guy on the radio the other day and realized he is a moron.

by chris August 25, 2003

lemon

A lesbian with a bad attitude.

So when I asked for more foam on my latte, the lemon adjusted her mullet under her baseball cap before giving me the evil eye.

by Chris May 14, 2004

Emo Mexican

One who is poses as a mexican, through-out the internet, look for his hopeless romantic.

There is no example for this stupid, ugly, and simple "Emo Mexican". But beware of his childish acts to get one's heart.

by Chris May 5, 2005