chris 's definitions
slamming a chick from behind,and clocking her in the back of the head with brass knuckles right after you blow.
jennny didnt know she wouldnt remember any of this tomorrow. she didnt know tommy was going to skull cap her, and knock her sorry ass out.
by chris April 13, 2005

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.
by Chris April 19, 2005

A hot girl (or guy) is a "pinky" if you'd give your pinky toe to get with her (or him) for a night. Courtesy of Matty Metcalfe.
by chris March 30, 2005

by Chris January 19, 2003

When you are getting head from a girl and before you cum you shoot your jizz in her eye so she covers her eye and makes an arrrrrgh sound. then you kick her in the shin so she's hopping. then lastly you bend one of her index fingers so she has a hook. no here's the point where you laugh and leave.
i shot this girl all in her eye and kicked her hard in the leg and bent her finger and laughed hysterically she thought it was mean.
by chris May 13, 2005

My Brother-In-Law is an LPAC!
by Chris November 20, 2004

normally likes to be lazy, listen to rap, freestyle rap, eats chex, knows how to have a good time and trys to be a cool korean
by Chris March 3, 2005
