chris 's definitions

skull cap

slamming a chick from behind,and clocking her in the back of the head with brass knuckles right after you blow.

jennny didnt know she wouldnt remember any of this tomorrow. she didnt know tommy was going to skull cap her, and knock her sorry ass out.

by chris April 13, 2005

to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

by Chris April 19, 2005

pinky

A hot girl (or guy) is a "pinky" if you'd give your pinky toe to get with her (or him) for a night. Courtesy of Matty Metcalfe.

Yo, check out the pinky in the Kangol that just walked in.

by chris March 30, 2005

Tech N9ne

A Kansas City, Missouri based rapper with phatty beats.

Einstein, tech n9ne, two triple zip.

by Chris January 19, 2003

Angry Pirate

When you are getting head from a girl and before you cum you shoot your jizz in her eye so she covers her eye and makes an arrrrrgh sound. then you kick her in the shin so she's hopping. then lastly you bend one of her index fingers so she has a hook. no here's the point where you laugh and leave.

i shot this girl all in her eye and kicked her hard in the leg and bent her finger and laughed hysterically she thought it was mean.

by chris May 13, 2005

lpac

Used to desscribe a person that beyond lazy and stands for Lazy "Piece of Crap"

My Brother-In-Law is an LPAC!

by Chris November 20, 2004

Ckizz

normally likes to be lazy, listen to rap, freestyle rap, eats chex, knows how to have a good time and trys to be a cool korean

Yo dude im like Ckizzin

by Chris March 3, 2005