sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

by chris May 13, 2005

Vagina Pop

A banana positioned inside of a female's reproductive organ in order that a paying client may eat it.

She spread her legs and let the world eat a Vagina Pop from her buffet.

by Chris December 07, 2003

zig-zag

Papers for rolling joints.

I need some zig-zags to make some joints out of my load of pot.

by Chris July 10, 2003

Majersky'd

to release waste in ones pants

I just majersky'd myself

by Chris May 13, 2005

Fundy

A fundamental Christian, usually protestant, who obsesses over the Bible and had no real knowledge of anything.

Yesterday a fundy told me santa was satan, they just mixed up the letters.

by chris November 16, 2004

shaddup

An even coarser variation of the already popular troubled youth phrase "Shut up!"

"Excuse me, sir, but I missed the trolley. Could you be so kind as to take me to the town square in your horseless carriage?" "Shaddup!"

by Chris December 21, 2003

Fordman

Fordman is the master pimp. If you mess with him then he'll beat you like you owe child support beetches.

When i saw Fordman, two drops of pee came out!

by Chris February 08, 2005