chris's definitions

Oy

A term used by angry jews and/or Czech people. Commonly used for insulting a younger, foolish member of the group. Almost always used in the same sentence as "...In the old country..." or when making someone feel stupid.

Oh vey, in dee old countree vee vouldnt allow it.

by Chris November 13, 2003

wonk

To describe something that isn't quite right, slightly off or not working properly

That picture is on the wonk/ the minigun is on the wonk/ my brains are on the wonk. Originates from darkest, most remote parts of Suffolk (u.k) where everyone and everything is said to be'on the wonk'.And with very good reason.

by chris January 16, 2004

pankies

a strange word meaning pancakes in the morman tongue.

mmm these sure are yummy pancakes

by Chris January 21, 2005

underdog

To push someone on a swing whilst going under them.

Dad gave Chris an underdog!

by Chris June 13, 2004

SWEM

a cool ass mutha pimp from minnesota.

Swem gets all the bitches.

by chris October 19, 2004

RUBBA

A useless piece of shit. Someone who of no importance.

Michelle and Meghan are so bitchy, they are rubba's.

by Chris March 6, 2005

Tomacco

Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.

by Chris July 29, 2003