a nosefull

When you place someones nose between your ass cheeks and let a big smelly fart out, usually done when the victim is asleep, passed out, or held down.

Also reffered to as a 'Fart Hammer'
"Tim gave Billy a nosefull last night when Billy passed out at Tim's house.
by Chris November 19, 2004
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Spooge

Ah man, Ben Afleck spooge.

Dude, dont spooge in my room.
by Chris August 21, 2003
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RUBBA

A useless piece of shit. Someone who of no importance.
Michelle and Meghan are so bitchy, they are rubba's.
by Chris March 06, 2005
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Tomacco

Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.
by Chris July 29, 2003
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chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
by chris February 21, 2005
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registry

Something in your computer that you should delete if an IIS reset does not work.
Did you try an IIS reset? Well, if it does not work, try deleting your registry
by Chris June 19, 2006
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circus seal

When 3 or more guys line up and a chick (or dude if you're into that shit) on her knees sucks off all three in a row.
But you cute as hell. Like to go down on you, suck you, line up three
other guys and make like a circus seal
by Chris August 31, 2003
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