chris's definitions

wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

by Chris February 27, 2005

hucklebuck

Synonym of redneck

Chris to Marlene: quit picking yer teeth, ya hucklebuck!!
Marlene: buts I only gots one left

by Chris February 29, 2004

fagaggle

expression used to express a witty comment, or a random word to be used when fraggin' bitches in halo 2 while stoned.

"what, i owned you with a single smg!"
"..."
"FAGAGGLE!"

i did your mom...lastnight FAGAGGLE!

by Chris April 19, 2005

jamal lewis

Running Back for the Baltimore Ravens who broke the single game rushing record in 2003, with 295 yards.

Jamal Lewis ran all over them there Browns hon.

by Chris May 13, 2005

Cridem

The combination of two comical beings acting as one, through the techniques of fusion

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A FLAT MINOR" ahahahahaha

by Chris January 21, 2005

pumpernickle

A nick name of Brian Pumper. A world Class Porn actor and part of the elite pornstars. In other word PUMPMANICKLE!
SEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

"Yo Check Out pumpernickle poundin that bitches ass nicely Dog" Blaze up that chronic Pumpanickle!SEEEEEENNN!!!

by Chris February 1, 2005

quaint

Another word for sexy as hell

Emily is quaint............. :)

by Chris October 9, 2004