chris's definitions

America Online

1. A term meaning the internet society using the original online program, AOL.

2. A crappy internet software everyone appears to hate that continues to suck.

"What the fuck is America Online? Some sort of telegraphic pole?"

by Chris May 16, 2004

10-9

10-9 is a police, and other 10 code using service, which has a meaning the same as, "repeat" or "say-again"

Can you please 10-9 your last transmission, It was a little 10-1 (distorted, broken up).

by Chris October 25, 2004

turtling

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

by Chris November 17, 2003

crackeyed

a person strung out on huffing propane

dannys out back by the barbecue, he's so crackeyed

by chris April 21, 2004

NUGGET

a bud of marijuana (pot, weed, trees, etc.)

yo lets get some nugget and smoke it in a honey dutch.

by chris November 9, 2004

Hard Target

1. An ugly person you bring home for sex.
Note: Often results in a Rough Shot
Also known as the dreaded 'Coyote.'

'Went home with a Hard Target last night'
'Tough luck, bud.'

by Chris June 18, 2006

Juwampers

Extremely large titties.

"Damn Ashley got some tig ol' bitties"
"Yeah man she got Juwampers"

by chris November 22, 2004