I left a message for that jagfuck but of course he never called me back.
Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.
Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.
by Chip November 25, 2003

by Chip November 18, 2004

by chip July 18, 2003

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.
"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"
by Chip April 15, 2005

Inspiration Academy is an all white conservative Christian school next to an all black neighborhood in Bradenton, Florida. They are internationally known for their perfection in the art of hazing. Since their baseball program sucks, hazing is their best sport to offer.
Bob ( Minnesota) : I just hazed someone in the bathroom hahaha.
Fred: Was it better than the Inspiration Academy hazing?
Fred: Was it better than the Inspiration Academy hazing?
by Chip July 24, 2017

We were on the train from Venezia to Firenze and saw four slutalias walk by wearing practically nothing.
by Chip September 24, 2004
