lapper

Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus

Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

poopshooter

Someone who likes anal sex above vaginal sex.

Joe ain't much on intercourse but he is one hell of a poopshooter

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

latenightgargle

What you do to try to clear a furball out of your throat

Shit I had to do the old latenihtgargle after eating my wife last night.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

clam diving

The art of cunnilingus

I can't wait to get home after work, I intend to go clam diving with my wife.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

pilepusher

see poopshooter

Mary's ass hurts today she spent the night with a pilepusher.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

Goorping

farting while in the bathtub then biting the bubbles

While bathing last night I did a little goorping to relax.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

cumshootin

The male game while in the shower, where he jerksoff and shoots his cum high on the shower tiles, marks the tile, then every shower he tries to beat his old mark. This greatly improves the ejaculation velocity.

Man I finally got my cumshootin mark to six feet. Now when I cum in the Old lady she really feels it up to her eye teeth.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003