Definitions by chickenman

Surprise 

a fart with a lump or sauce following it out

Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.

Surprise by Chickenman June 12, 2003

oneyedsnake 

slang for the male penis

Tonight mary is gonna be staring at the old oneyedsnake.

oneyedsnake by Chickenman June 12, 2003

lapper 

Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus

Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.

lapper by Chickenman June 12, 2003

uppauass 

Slang term for Anal intercourse

Hold on honey I'm gonns stick my dick uppauass.

uppauass by Chickenman June 12, 2003

uppaus 

A part of the United States

I'm from New York, you know the uppaus.

uppaus by Chickenman June 12, 2003

eatinout 

performing Cunnilingus, not to be confused with eating out.

Honey after I suck you off I want my pussy eatinout.

eatinout by Chickenman June 12, 2003

latenightgargle

What you do to try to clear a furball out of your throat

Shit I had to do the old latenihtgargle after eating my wife last night.

latenightgargle by Chickenman June 12, 2003