23 definitions by chickenman

furball

those tiny hairs that get stuch in the back of your throat after cunnilingus.

Ugh I got a furball stuck in my throat and it gaging me.

by chickenman June 12, 2003

BCA

A large concentration of computer geeks, engineering geeks, math geeks, science geeks, preforming geeks, art geeks, business geeks, medical geeks, and cooking geeks. It has proven that 67% of all geeks that live in Bergen County and are over the age of 13 go to this school.

Bombing Bergen County Academies whould lower the average IQ of a human being by 37%

by chickenman February 16, 2005

cumshootin

The male game while in the shower, where he jerksoff and shoots his cum high on the shower tiles, marks the tile, then every shower he tries to beat his old mark. This greatly improves the ejaculation velocity.

Man I finally got my cumshootin mark to six feet. Now when I cum in the Old lady she really feels it up to her eye teeth.

by chickenman June 12, 2003

onecheeksneak

The art of lifting one ass cheek to slip out a silent fart.

Ugh something stinks in here man did you let out a onecheeksneak ?

by chickenman June 12, 2003

lapper

Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus

Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.

by chickenman June 12, 2003

Surprise

a fart with a lump or sauce following it out

Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.

by chickenman June 12, 2003

uppaus

A part of the United States

I'm from New York, you know the uppaus.

by chickenman June 12, 2003