charlotte's definitions

ouchfuck

What you say when you hurt yourself, you say ouch immediately followed by fuck, making it ouchfuck

*hurts self*
ouchfuck!

by charlotte November 10, 2004

walmarted

Take an item or an idea or basically anything that you didn't create yourself and then present a cheaper version as your own.

Suzy walmarted Martha Stewart's Platinum Napkin Rings ($50/ea) when she used aluminum foil in the same design and sold them for 50 cents each.

by Charlotte December 3, 2003

nard

acronym for Not A Real Doctor

psychiatrist, radiologist, pathologist. As in, "I got a psych consult to give a hypertensive HCTZ. NARDs."

by Charlotte January 14, 2008

frienditto

The newest drama to hit livejournal. It allows you to anonymously archive LJ posts, even friends only entries. Of course, it is no different than simply copying the entry or taking a screenshot, it is just more convienant.

Person #1: OMG! Ahh! My precious friend entries! My privacy has been breeched!

Person #2: Shut up. Nothing you post on the internet is safe.

by Charlotte March 5, 2005

Umpajig

Someone you don't like.

"Look, there goes the umpajig..."

by Charlotte June 9, 2004

bird

time-usually spent in penn

"andrelle's bird will go rapid soon as he gets a shipout to brixton"

by charlotte June 18, 2006

thumperbumpin

to fuck a rabbit slowly while sucking on its ears then rub ur cum into its fur and lick it back out

like last night my man was thumperbumpin me with fingering me :)

by Charlotte May 13, 2005