Definitions by charlotte

ouchfuck 

What you say when you hurt yourself, you say ouch immediately followed by fuck, making it ouchfuck

*hurts self*
ouchfuck!

ouchfuck by charlotte November 10, 2004

inside joke 

Something that my friends and I make too many of a day.

You're an orange away from being gay!
I'm black. Make him think that I'm black.
-some of today's latest inside jokes

inside joke by charlotte November 10, 2004

virgenzo 

one of those virgin who's gonna be a slut and they know it

I slam jammed those virgenzos hangin out at La Senza Girl.

virgenzo by charlotte October 28, 2004

nobwobbler

nobwobbler is when 2 people wank each utha!!

gayboy:will u nobwobble me please
gayboy 2:yeh of corse
gayboy:wow u r really good
gayboy 2:no just ur as quik as a genie

nobwobbler by charlotte October 14, 2004

Mr.Mom 

A Dad who is unemployed or divorced and has to act as a Mom would in relationship to taking care of the kids.

Pampers melt in a maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher, rewind barney for the fiftenth time, Breakfast 6, naps at 9, there's bubble gum in the Baby's hair, Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair, been crazy all day long, and it's only monday Mr. Mom

Mr.Mom by Charlotte October 10, 2004

colombian fever 

the absolute desire to become a colombian

charlotte: dude, emily, when are we getting those colombian fake id's?
emily: man i dont know, we have been waiting for months, i have tootal colombian fever..

colombian fever by charlotte July 3, 2004

Umpajig 

Someone you don't like.

"Look, there goes the umpajig..."

Umpajig by Charlotte June 9, 2004