40 definitions by charlotte

to ripcord

verb. To flee from an awkard situation or boring lecture. Usually involves crossing in front of others or in some other way disturbing the peace and making an ass of onesself.

He pulled out the powerpoint presentation; that was my signal to ripcord.

by charlotte April 22, 2005

Mr.Mom

A Dad who is unemployed or divorced and has to act as a Mom would in relationship to taking care of the kids.

Pampers melt in a maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher, rewind barney for the fiftenth time, Breakfast 6, naps at 9, there's bubble gum in the Baby's hair, Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair, been crazy all day long, and it's only monday Mr. Mom

by charlotte October 10, 2004

nard

acronym for Not A Real Doctor

psychiatrist, radiologist, pathologist. As in, "I got a psych consult to give a hypertensive HCTZ. NARDs."

by charlotte January 9, 2008

Ichurbur

Word which can used as a bad feeling or a reply to something you don't like. Also can be used if you make a mistake.

Started as a sound a friend made then developed into a word.

Feeling: "I feel all ichurbur"
Reply to something you don't like: "Oh ichurbur!"
Mistake: "Ichurbur!"

by charlotte June 9, 2004

ouchfuck

What you say when you hurt yourself, you say ouch immediately followed by fuck, making it ouchfuck

*hurts self*
ouchfuck!

by charlotte November 11, 2004

bird

time-usually spent in penn

"andrelle's bird will go rapid soon as he gets a shipout to brixton"

by charlotte June 18, 2006

bird

time-usually spent in penn

"andrelle's bird will go rapid soon as he gets a shipout to brixton"

by charlotte June 18, 2006