Definitions by charlie xoxo
yer maw
Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing
The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .
Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .
Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
yer maw by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016
yer maw
Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing
The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .
Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .
Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
yer maw by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016
dindonuffin
Officer: Ok sir we have your dna, your blood and your semen at the crime seen
Brother: Whaaaaa dindonuffin noo dindonuffin, you see these cops being violent and aggressive to me even though I had a gun in my sock jeez didnt do it dindonuffin man c'mon!
Brother: Whaaaaa dindonuffin noo dindonuffin, you see these cops being violent and aggressive to me even though I had a gun in my sock jeez didnt do it dindonuffin man c'mon!
dindonuffin by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016
hephanie
She's saving everything but her mouth for marriage because its not sex if your just running around giving blowjobs all the time.
She's a hephanie she'll give you a bj but she's saving her pussy for her husband , she thinks that somehow makes her not a ho!
hephanie by charlie xoxo September 20, 2016
hephanie
She's saving everything but her mouth for marriage because its not sex if your just running around giving blowjobs all the time.
She's a hephanie she'll give you a bj but she's saving her pussy for her husband , she thinks that somehow makes her not a ho!
hephanie by charlie xoxo September 20, 2016
twinkletoes
The guys that we all know who talk about people and act like gangsters saying they're going to annihilate some big muscly guy whilst they are skinny little breakable dollies, usually about 5 stone in weight and wears a permanent tracksuit but the minute whoever the person is bitching about appears and they start to fight said idiot looks like he's being thrown around like a ballet dancer basically talking shite about being able to fight.
Mate: Here did you say you were gonny do me in?
Twinkletoes: No mate I never said a thing!
Mate: (flings twinkle toes about coz hes built like a ballet dancer and about 5 stone)
Us: Haha wee twinkletoes deserved that for talkin shite about the guy
Twinkletoes: No mate I never said a thing!
Mate: (flings twinkle toes about coz hes built like a ballet dancer and about 5 stone)
Us: Haha wee twinkletoes deserved that for talkin shite about the guy
twinkletoes by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
cannie be arsed
Scottish slang cant be arsed.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.
I cannie be arsed taking the dog out.
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving
cannie be arsed by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016