Skip to main content

charlie's definitions

wymsey

Lighthearted humour with a dark underbelly. Based on an imaginary online village with a local newspaper that shovelled enormous amounts of muck.

This is written slang for when spoken the word is so easily confused with the inferior 'whimsey'.
From the Wymsey Chronicle: "Churchwarden Julius Blaah was this week condemmed for his involvement with Montantrum Bionics when he was photographed feeding his son, Eagloo, aged 11, with genetically modifed acorns.
by Charlie June 11, 2004
mugGet the wymseymug.

8-- 0

by Charlie February 6, 2003
mugGet the 8-- 0mug.

aquabats

Seriously awesome comedy band mixing 80s synth pop, ska, surf and punk. The band have a very loyal following and a fan club, where the members are referred to as the Cadets.
by Charlie May 1, 2004
mugGet the aquabatsmug.

Kerrang

1) A long running rock, metal and punk magazine which runs an awards ceremony and in recent years has expanded into a TV station and radio station.

2) The sound a guitar makes. Kerrang!!!
"I'm just going to buy this weeks Kerrang!"
by Charlie January 17, 2004
mugGet the Kerrangmug.

addidas

Athletic shoes: frequently seen misspelling of adidas.
I just got a new pair of addidas shelltoes.
by Charlie March 13, 2005
mugGet the addidasmug.

overweight

description of a very lardy individual who has to use a mirror to observe their own genitalia. (see jabba)
Woa! now that's overweight! Bring the lamps boys, there's blubber for all.
by charlie June 24, 2004
mugGet the overweightmug.

Satchmo

v. to slap one with your own penis
n. the act of slapping one with your own penis
"That sick bastard just gave me a satchmo."
by Charlie December 13, 2003
mugGet the Satchmomug.

Share this definition